a kinda lower middle-class neighborhood far from my digs, by accident, and just being the curious (ex-furious) guy that i was/is decided to follow her (okay, admittedly, "stalk" her) where i was surprised, thou not disappointed, a bit amused, thou somewhat embarrassed, that she was then seen, (me, peering b'tweents the oil can aisle) so obviously, inadvertently
, nastily flirting with a "counter-guy" so beneath my "status" as her former beard-winner that it makes me wannta diet on gluten-free shat forevermore...

One time,

and one time only,

I experimented with

pornography while i thought no one

was eating gluten free

, but the flight attendant saw me browsing youporn.com 36,000 ft over Colorado.

After the pilot emergency-landed the plane

, we were no longer on earth.

What on earth

are people thinking, when

they think no one

is looking and they let loose a

big ol' belly-laugh

when they see you