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I picture myself
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in my mirror of delusions
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as heroic, but
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as with most mirrors
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, they tell the real story.
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Easter mornings remind me
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of easter.
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Whenever family visit,
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I tell my wife to book holidays
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inn's expresses so i can doctor
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up their drinks while
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i sneak over to motel 6.
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The desk clerk often wonders
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why the fúck my pants are down
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Quote:
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backwards
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showing of my still moist shart stains
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whilst asking for directions
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to the nearest emergency room.
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Often times its been said
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that a bird in the hand
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is worthless and may shat
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on your Nikes.
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Baseball begins and
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and ends with 10 dollar hot dogs and
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hot dogs, at times,
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15 dollar watered-down beers.
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Watching the same ending of the OJ trial
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made me revisit the
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past and conjure up
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how crappy my life was in 1994.
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I also conjured up a magic
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trick while I was
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pulling a rabbit out of my ***
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instead of a hat, ouch,
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but I have the weirdest erection
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that will not subside.
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Hillary once said
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that bill staining a dress
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wasn't the
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