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think of, of course
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, is that our country
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is a gender-friendly
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pool of politically correct
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lackeys void of
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original thought.
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If i could summarize
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the horror of seeing Oprah naked,
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before my eyes burnt out,
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and I
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could have that image somehow
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be stuck in my head while making love with my wife.
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Whilst making love
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, the thought occurred to me that
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masturbation isn't
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all that difficult
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unless
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I visualize
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my rough, calloused, man-hand, as the thing lacking in lube and my libido...
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Everyone tells me that
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i spend WAY too much time and money
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on my Z cars, but
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if i don't
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I am pretty sure
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my mid-life crisis
|
is the direct result
|
of my impoverished upbringing.
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Recently, I have noticed
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my inability
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to understand
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the simplest concepts regarding
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democrats.
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It seemed odd that night, thou
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Quote:
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if there was the possibility
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of a threesome --
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i thought perhaps
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she would say
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2 chicks, butt,
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no -- it was 2 guys.
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