NOS + GSXR = Epic Fail
 

Epic NOS Fail


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He must have played one of the old 4x4 arcade racing games where if you run out of fuel you can use your Nitro to keep going without gas, and faster than ever!

Holy ****! That's ridiculously funny, and sad at the same time, on so many levels.

Short version if you don't want to read the thread: A clueless guy with a sportsbike posts on a bike forum (and the dude's been there for a year with 2K posts, I might add...) that his engine was running rough, so he stopped by a gas station and bought two bottles of NOS-brand fuel additive to fix it, and dumped them both in the bike's tank. 10 miles later bike dies.

Nevermind the fact that fuel cleaner probably wasn't going to solve whatever his original problem was... and nevermind the fact that that would have been enough additive for like 30 gallons of gasoline that he just dumped into a half-empty bike gas tank....

He actually bought NOS-brand energy drink at the gas station, and poured two bottles of energy drink in his ******* gas tank!

Pic linked from the thread, someone there made it:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qmeuj9.jpg

HAHA omg!

LMAO i gave up reading it ... too long but thats awesome LOL

LOL!!! That's the funniest thread I've ever read in a long while!! :happydance::rofl2:

http://i39.tinypic.com/nco28x.jpg

This is freakin' hilarious!! :icon18:

I had to right click and save that image before it was gone! That's the one I thought was the best!

i only read through a few pages but that is def an epic thread full of win

LOL!!! Hey check it out, I think I found a picture of the guy:

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...per-retard.jpg

Hey! How did you get my picture!?

Wheres eXo5, he's been waiting for a NOS thread.

jalopnik picked it up too.. lol

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...FFFUUUUUUU.jpg

Oh man, that's pretty bad when jalopnik posts your fuckup.

wow. words cant describe the stupidity of this guy. im gonna try some in the Z. ill let u know how it goes. word around africa is that it yields like 40 more hp...to the wheels, no muffler bearings needed.

This is already heading towards the magnitude of a story I remember a few years back on the MMA website Sherdog. Some Jersey dude who went by Lee Hotti posted a pic of him and his boys hanging out at a UFC event and the internetz went crazy. The initial picture that started it all is around the 8 second mark:



A little NSFW language in this one but still funny:



I wish I knew what happened to ol' Lee and his boys! :p

Damn, those guys have been burnt to a crisp.

ya. too long in the tanning bed. lol. or the POWNED bed lol.

I think I'm going to print this out and frame it, then hang it up on the wall in the guest bathroom. :icon18:

that's too jokes.......... :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I want to find where this guy lives in NH and bring him a case of NOS energy drink.

Any read far enough to find out whether or not this guy actually gained enough smarts to flush the tank? This is classic.

Yea, he did. But his bike still won't start. :shakes head:

energy drinks are very very sugary...... looks like he got himself in a sticky situation....lol

Even the admin is ripping that dude.

Hey guys, check out this post:

http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-g...html#post76611

You don't suppose . . . . man that'd be hilarious if it's the same guy.

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$54? That's like... 3 cases of NAWZ yo.

Lol!

< poster 1899 in the gixxer thread. I threw in the nissan smiley :D

I cant stop the demented giggling!

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_...0027_large.jpg

Best post evar! Someone should have PMed this to me!

I figured you would be able to sense it, or smell it in the air or something :D

Quick someone with some editing skills make a edit of peter parker saying "Mah NAWWWZ senses is tingling..."

Edit: reading the OP link forum is funny as hell and just realized this **** happened like last week...lmao

By the way, I had my first NOS energy drink after reading this thread. So now I think it was all a marketing ploy. :D

http://www.drinkfuze.com/fuzeevents/...30DSC00016.jpg
http://bugehoobs.com/img/upload/cach...5b9305067a.jpg
http://www.benlevy.com/auto/show/hnn08/img_1587.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2289/...565644c9ca.jpg

Damn that's some funny stuff!!!

This crap isnt even popular where I am from. I dont even know where to buy it. Not that I have even tried TBH.

As far as energy drinks go, NOZ is alright. I think it's one of the better tasting ones, kind of a pineapple flavor, but can't really say how it performs as an energy supplier. Energy drinks are only good for giving me the shakes or making me take a piss every 30 minutes.

I thought it tasted ok. It's citrus-like. I like AMP the most.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1456/nossquid.jpg

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That is SO not right! :icon18:

Awesome picture.

Just by coincidence I ran over one of these bottles pulling into Target this evening. I had to tell my wife why I was laughing so hard at the busted bottle on the ground.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG! :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

It wont let me give u a rep point for that.