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sexZness 01-26-2012 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1510997)
So you gave him a discount double check? :rofl2:
No.

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1510942)
yea, tho I had a peneisocopy, and they dialated my urethra... so when I get back from deployment i haz to spunk in a cup.. plus I am taking L-Carnatine, which is good for weight control/loss, and increasing sperm strength
that sounds truly horrific. :icon14:

well, good luck. No kids for me and wifey unless we adopt either. I'm in a somewhat similar situation as you.

Isamu 01-26-2012 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511057)
that sounds truly horrific. :icon14:

well, good luck. No kids for me and wifey unless we adopt either. I'm in a somewhat similar situation as you.
I was knocked the **** out...lol

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511063)
I was knocked the **** out...lol
I would hope so. If you weren't, you'd probably have passed out at the onset of the insertion anyway. :)

Isamu 01-26-2012 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1511006)
do you also have a Mu cave? and a Mu mating call?
wouldn't you like to know :stirthepot:




:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

Isamu 01-26-2012 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511067)
I would hope so. If you weren't, you'd probably have passed out at the onset of the insertion anyway. :)
man... it was terribad.. i pissed blood for a weak... I have never felt so misreable... it burned when i pee'd.. and it was just all blood... :barf:

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511073)
man... it was terribad.. i pissed blood for a weak... I have never felt so misreable... it burned when i pee'd.. and it was just all blood... :barf:
urgh. that's pretty terrible for sure. I will refrain from sharing any of my gross similar type stories.

Isamu 01-26-2012 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511078)
urgh. that's pretty terrible for sure. I will refrain from sharing any of my gross similar type stories.
lol its all good brah.. i like horror stories..

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511084)
lol its all good brah.. i like horror stories..
well, maybe I don't want to share them right now.

sexZness 01-26-2012 06:47 PM
i think that's how they test men for STDs :barf:

Isamu 01-26-2012 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511085)
well, maybe I don't want to share them right now.
aww ok :) if you ever do, ill listen :p

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1511086)
i think that's how they test men for STDs :barf:
they just swab with a Q tip, they don't necessarily go all the way in like Mu had done. (NOT speaking from personal experience btw, just to clear).

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511088)
aww ok :) if you ever do, ill listen and jerk off enthusiastically :p
/\ :icon14:

what the fvck is wrong with you???

HKYStormFront 01-26-2012 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511095)
/\ :icon14:

what the fvck is wrong with you???
:bowrofl::bowrofl:

sexZness 01-26-2012 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511095)
/\ :icon14:

what the fvck is wrong with you???
yah he would :wtf2:

HKYStormFront 01-26-2012 07:02 PM
edit: disregard, looked at the wrong line

b1adesofcha0s 01-26-2012 07:03 PM
:wtf2:

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 1511133)
edit: disregard, looked at the wrong line
huh??

edit: well, alrighty then.

HKYStormFront 01-26-2012 07:03 PM
nvm

Isamu 01-26-2012 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1511086)
i think that's how they test men for STDs :barf:
incorrect dear... that's how they look at your testicle tubes...


cotton swab in the pee hole is how the test for STI's

Isamu 01-26-2012 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511095)
/\ :icon14:

what the fvck is wrong with you???
that's disgusting... I only jack off to dead hookers

FL 4Motion 01-26-2012 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511142)
that's disgusting... I only jack off to dead hookers
:bowrofl:

(just finally watched the Archer season premeir last night, lolz at burt reynolds).

HKYStormFront 01-26-2012 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511143)
:bowrofl:

(just finally watched the Archer season premeir last night, lolz at burt reynolds).
burt ****ING reynolds!!! that premier was FULL OF WIN! :tup:

Alchemy 01-26-2012 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511143)
:bowrofl:

(just finally watched the Archer season premeir last night, lolz at burt reynolds).
nice segway.

Isamu 01-26-2012 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1511143)
:bowrofl:

(just finally watched the Archer season premeir last night, lolz at burt reynolds).
I need to watch that yet

b1adesofcha0s 01-26-2012 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511139)
incorrect dear... that's how they look at your testicle tubes...


cotton swab in the pee hole is how the test for STI's
So that's how Subaru decides whether to make it an STi or just a WRX :rofl2:

Isamu 01-26-2012 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1511161)
So that's how Subaru decides whether to make it an STi or just a WRX :rofl2:
Bingo:bowrofl:

Rooster89 01-27-2012 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1511225)
Bingo:bowrofl:
was his name-o

sexZness 01-27-2012 02:31 AM
Omg it's gona suck when I wake up in a few hrs. Tonights meet was fuuuuuuuunnnnn

Rooster89 01-27-2012 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1511634)
Omg it's gona suck when I wake up in a few hrs. Tonights BAR HOPPING was fuuuuuuuunnnnn
:iagree:

blue660r01 01-27-2012 09:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XL4IR.gif's into thread

eddieconfetti 01-27-2012 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 1511803)
:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::roflpuke2::roflpu ke2: wat a retarded guy.......

eddieconfetti 01-27-2012 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1511634)
Omg it's gona suck when I wake up in a few hrs. Tonights meet was fuuuuuuuunnnnn
good luck

HKYStormFront 01-27-2012 09:46 AM
seriously... wtf is going on in the gif :wtf:

sexZness 01-27-2012 10:01 AM
Morning ghais

eddieconfetti 01-27-2012 10:03 AM
:tiphat:morning gal.

Red__Zed 01-27-2012 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 1511803)
Ouch

eddieconfetti 01-27-2012 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 1511851)
seriously... wtf is going on in the gif :wtf:
he got so lucky. he could of not landed on that rail and kept on falling and splat.

sexZness 01-27-2012 10:15 AM
I haz tapatalk so I can't see animated gifs :(

eddieconfetti 01-27-2012 10:16 AM
when u see it u will be like WTF!!!


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