Yea... looks like she already left. Whatd you do now Mu?

only if I can play bongos on yours

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**** yes!

And I found many interesting things....:ugh2:

I dunno... lol

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:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: do tell

only if i can stare into your... beautiful pink abyss... :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

:hello:

???

It's been busy at work so I've been popping in and out of the forums. Apparently I missed something? :confused:

I found this under the microscope...

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Is it bad that I'm still pumped up over the Tupac hologram?!

know, just makes you lame.. lol

"What the fvck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Watch it, that fvcker will have somebodys eye out" - King Harold

"Heads are going to fvcking roll" - Henry VIII

"Any fvcking idiot could understand that" - Albert Einstein

"It fvcking does look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fvck did you figure that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fvcking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fvck a duck" - Walt Disney

"I don't suppose its gonna fvcking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered showers my fvcking arse!" - Noah

"Where the fvck did all these fvcking Indians come from?" - General Custer

"What fvcking iceberg?" - Captain of the Titanic

"Where the fvck have you been?" - Stanley to Livingstone

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y0

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Damn Chris, I could've swore you had like 30,000 posts like 2 days ago.

lies

he is whore...

I did. They dropped some X and began experimentally multiplying. :rolleyes:

So my 12 year old played football tonight. It was the team that played 12 year olds on the 10-11 year old team.

Well they won 7 to 6. My son threw the TD pass and killed then on defense. He caught a pass and caught an interception. He pick up a fumbled snap and fought off several tackels for the 1st down needed so the could knee out the game.

Did you buy him a hooker for his great job? :tup:

No but the head cheerleader asked him to their middle school prom.

Practically the same thing. :icon17:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yyWZyLrC2Q..._five-2496.jpg
awesome!

I hope all that can wait until at least highschool

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Give him an attaboy, and slip him a condom.







Then whisper in his ear that you'll end him if he doesn't return it unopened.

This all depends on the hotness level of said cheerleader. I'm not asking you if she's hot, I'm merely going through my thought process as I was that old.

So basically, in middle school it went like this:

Is she female? +1, if yes
Does she like me? +1, if yes
Does she have boobs yet? +500, if yes

If score is greater than 2, I'd unfortunately have to submit. Sorry, pops.

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These are 12 year olds people they shouldn't be thinking about that. They should be thinking about doing their homework

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This guy has boobs, you going to do him also? +502 :bowrofl:
http://floppingout.com/wp-content/up.../man-boobs.jpg

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Shado doesn't like it when his noods are publicly posted. :shakes head:

Actually the score is 501. Missed the point for being female

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