Rule #2 Double Tap

rule #3 ample supplies of ammo

Without those theories, those weapons would not exist. Besides, you can't fire me! I'm too valuable to this operation.

WRONG!

It's Beware of Bathrooms!

they already exist so your knowledge at this point is worthless.. so you aren't valuable, other then being a cool dude:bowrofl:

wrong, if you have enough ammo, you can shoot every bathroom door.
PEW PEW!!
also, if you have enough ammo, while your taking a ****, you can pew pew the zombies aswell

The rules are from Zombieland. He didn't make them up.


1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
5. The “Skillet”
6. Travel Light
7. Get a Kick *** Partner
8. With your Bare Hands
9. Don’t Swing Low
10. Use Your Foot
11. Bounty Paper Towels
12. Shake it Off
13. Always carry a change of underwear
14. Bowling Ball
15. Opportunity Knocks
16. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
17. Limber Up
18. Break it Up
19. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
20. Avoid Strip Clubs
21. When in doubt Know your way out
22. Ziplock
23. Use your thumbs
24. Shoot First
25. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
26. Incoming!
27. Double-Knot your Shoes
28. The Buddy System
29. Pack your stain stick
30. Check the back seat
31. Enjoy the little things
32. Swiss army Knife

From a nuclear weapons stand point, no. However, I'm still running the Zombie-to-biofuels processing facility, so I am very valuable.

And I'm the head of the Frozen Sancuary so unless you bring supplies stay the F out

The most likely occurance of "zombies" ever existing will be something similar to rabies, but evolved. Basically the person will still be alive but the portions of their brain that drive logical thought and personality will be non functioning.

Here is all you need to know:

The Zombie Survival Guide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

CDC Blog :tup:

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

See below!

so as of now, this is how Tribe370 stands

Isamu: Department head of Tactical weapons and Nuclear Stand-off.
Lemers: Base commander of Base Camp Zero.
Shahid: Plant manger of Zombi-fuels corp.
NismoZ370: Lead mechanic for turbine engines


we have more positions to fill... apply today!

Im Base Commandant I started this OP plus i have a very valuable set of skills ive aqcuired over a long period of time that you will find very usefull! :)