The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

Trips · 09-29-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes up to where i was working. she had just taken a shower in old person perfume. i had really had bad swamp asss and i was doing everything i possible could to squeeze my asscheeks together but oooooooooop's one gotta away and it was bad, the whole thing was, she never budged or showed any sign of getting blasted by what ever crawled up in me and died, dude i almost lost it

seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down.

frost · 09-29-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

she was less than 2 feet away from me, i'm i going to hell?

Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

antennahead · 09-29-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple's

seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down.

They also have a tendency to "blow it out their azz" as well, my Dad is a prime example.. seems the older you get, the more they just "creep out" with no warning , another reason she probably ignored you

StLRedrider · 09-29-2009, 09:26 PM

it was silent, but deadly.

StLRedrider · 09-29-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

she was only about four ft tall so it didn't take much for it to totally blindside her,lol

Trips · 09-29-2009, 10:06 PM

hey blue! what have u been up to?

antennahead · 09-29-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

it was silent, but deadly.

The dreaded "SBD"

Trips · 09-29-2009, 10:14 PM

yea some of those can peel the wallpaper of the bathroom walls...

frost · 09-29-2009, 10:17 PM

2theextreme · 09-29-2009, 10:23 PM

Ha! Reminds me of that Beavis & Butt-head scene.....

Butt-head: Pull my finger
Beavis: No WAY!
Butt-head: C'mon, do it
Beavis: Nothin'?
Butt-head: SBD
Beavis: Hahaha hehehe hahahaha

2theextreme · 09-29-2009, 10:47 PM

WARNING....may give seizures...but it's hilarious!

antennahead · 09-29-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

WARNING....may give seizures...but it's hilarious!

WTF

frost · 09-29-2009, 10:59 PM

< appreciates the seizure warnings.

Trips · 09-29-2009, 11:00 PM

we need cannabis fudge brownies

frost · 09-29-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple's

we need cannabis fudge brownies

With raspberry sauce

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2theextreme RIP Tony :( (1969-2015) Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 18,802 Drives: '14 Mustang GT/CS Rep Power: 67	Ha! Reminds me of that Beavis & Butt-head scene..... Butt-head: Pull my finger Beavis: No WAY! Butt-head: C'mon, do it Beavis: Nothin'? Butt-head: SBD Beavis: Hahaha hehehe hahahaha __________________ SpinTech Mufflers, Airaid CAI, JBA H-Pipe, Lethal Performance Over Axle Pipes, MMD Quarter Panel Louvers, Cervini's Ram Air Type IV Hood, Carbon Fiber Radiator Cover, GT500 Rear Valance, Quad Exhaust Tips

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