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shumby 12-27-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13214)
Okay so the cat teeter totter is a piece of crap. Grrr. Thanks Hartz

Hartz stuff is crap for the cats. I got to a local pet store they make everything them selves.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 08:57 PM

^^ that's good...better for the pets !!

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nogoodname007 (Post 13215)
did you lose a bet and painted ur toe nails?

nah. I was drunk, and the girlfriend was bored.

I said don't ask. hehe. Damn Canadians.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:09 PM

if you say don't ask...that really means to ask

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nogoodname007 (Post 13234)
if you say don't ask...that really means to ask

Oh, okay then. Well...Thanks!

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:10 PM

fact of the day....lol

Crash 12-27-2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13232)
nah. I was drunk, and the girlfriend was bored.

I said don't ask. hehe. Damn Canadians.

Dunno if I'd let any girl paint my nails...
The only excuses you're allowed to make are:
1) She is SMOKING hot and said she wouldn't fuq you without first painting your nails
or
2) She beat you over the head with a golden elephant statue, knocking you out and dragged you off to a secret dungeon you didn't even know you had under your own house, torchered you, and finally painted your nails.

One of those aren't very likely the case.

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 13241)
Dunno if I'd let any girl paint my nails...
The only excuses you're allowed to make are:
1) She is SMOKING hot and said she wouldn't fuq you without first painting your nails
or
2) She beat you over the head with a golden elephant statue, knocking you out and dragged you off to a secret dungeon you didn't even know you had under your own house, torchered you, and finally painted your nails.

One of those aren't very likely the case.

Nah its ok. I have a giant penis, so nail polish and girly things don't phase me. :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:15 PM

Crash, you never know...Shum gets beatings from his wife

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:17 PM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...3393233d6c.jpg

^^^Shes afraid^^^

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:18 PM

Shum, they have meetings. You shouldn't put up with that. We're here for you. *hugZ*

Crash 12-27-2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13243)
Nah its ok. I have a giant penis, so nail polish and girly things don't phase me. :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Big penis doesn't mean anything. I work in the porn industry! :D

I STILL don't let girls paint my nails.

shumby 12-27-2008 09:20 PM

she may only be 100lbs but she is 100lbs of furry. But i like that used to have to pay extra for that.

Crash 12-27-2008 09:21 PM

^^^ lol!

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:22 PM

^^^ Shum says " Women, cook my foo................"


and that's how far he gets before the beating come.....hahahahahaha


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