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nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:42 PM

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:42 PM

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:43 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:43 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Crash 12-26-2008 05:44 PM

LOL! Now you're just copying them from a site. Gotta do it by memory! You're cheating!

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:44 PM

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:44 PM

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:44 PM

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:45 PM

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:45 PM

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:45 PM

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

Crash 12-26-2008 05:46 PM

LOL! Ok...

shumby 12-26-2008 05:46 PM

http://www.jimpetrozzi.com/site_WW/w...is%20Facts.jpg

nogoodname 12-26-2008 05:47 PM

^^ those are too funny

Crash 12-26-2008 05:47 PM

Oh! JESUS! What did I start!?


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