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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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LOL! Now you're just copying them from a site. Gotta do it by memory! You're cheating!
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
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LOL! Ok...
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^^ those are too funny
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Oh! JESUS! What did I start!?
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