The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

frost · 06-19-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shumby

^^^ not something i really worrie about lol

That's what they all say!

semtex · 06-19-2009, 03:11 PM

My brother reproduced. How scary is that?

BMW Killa · 06-19-2009, 03:11 PM

frost has been listening to too much tom leykis

frost · 06-19-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex

My brother reproduced. How scary is that?

The dude with the funny face who runs up on people and screams?

frost · 06-19-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW Killa

frost has been listening to too much tom leykis

Is he still on? I used to listen to him, but radio show that hosted him changed format like, 2 years ago.

semtex · 06-19-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

The dude with the funny face who runs up on people and screams?

That's the one. He has a 3 year old daughter. Accidentally knocked up some chick he met at a bar. She's like his psycho ex-girlfriend now. And she truly is psycho. He deserves it. But my parents have to put up with her if they want access to their grandchild, and my parents don't deserve it. I've offered to kill her on several occasions, but they have yet to take me up on my offer. They keep saying "that's a really touching yet frightening offer, Ben." *shrug*

frost · 06-19-2009, 03:22 PM

Rofl. For free? Or were you going to charge the current contract kill rate of $2,000 for a nonprofessional?

semtex · 06-19-2009, 03:31 PM

Like I'd charge my own parents. C'mon.

nogoodname · 06-19-2009, 03:36 PM

lol....so bad

frost · 06-19-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex

Like I'd charge my own parents. C'mon.

semtex · 06-19-2009, 03:46 PM

So, this pic below is on the bottom left corner of the americanexpressdotcom logout screen. So every time I log out of amex, I see this picture, and being somewhat demented, I start imagining what the girl in yellow might be thinking.

The most obvious one that comes to mind is "I wonder how she'd react if I told her my true feelings for her."

Any other ideas?

frost · 06-19-2009, 03:48 PM

Two thoughts:
1. I hate her for her youth, I must kill her
2. Why is she doing it like that? Doesn't she know it's wrong?

semtex · 06-19-2009, 03:51 PM

Or maybe: "I can't believe that b*tch is wearing my blouse again!"

nogoodname · 06-19-2009, 07:00 PM

still taking about the Maury show...lol

BanningZ · 06-19-2009, 07:31 PM

I see her inner monologue as saying,

"If only you knew who your real father was. But you wont, they'll never find the body."

Edit: Maybe he's under the daffodils.

06-19-2009, 03:11 PM	#4502 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 53 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	My brother reproduced. How scary is that? __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-19-2009, 03:31 PM	#4508 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 53 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	Like I'd charge my own parents. C'mon. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-19-2009, 03:51 PM	#4513 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 53 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	Or maybe: "I can't believe that b*tch is wearing my blouse again!" __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-19-2009, 07:31 PM	#4515 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 28	I see her inner monologue as saying, "If only you knew who your real father was. But you wont, they'll never find the body." Edit: Maybe he's under the daffodils. __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE Last edited by BanningZ; 06-19-2009 at 07:38 PM.

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