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shumby 12-27-2008 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13214)
Okay so the cat teeter totter is a piece of crap. Grrr. Thanks Hartz

Hartz stuff is crap for the cats. I got to a local pet store they make everything them selves.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 08:57 PM

^^ that's good...better for the pets !!

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nogoodname007 (Post 13215)
did you lose a bet and painted ur toe nails?

nah. I was drunk, and the girlfriend was bored.

I said don't ask. hehe. Damn Canadians.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:09 PM

if you say don't ask...that really means to ask

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nogoodname007 (Post 13234)
if you say don't ask...that really means to ask

Oh, okay then. Well...Thanks!

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:10 PM

fact of the day....lol

Crash 12-27-2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13232)
nah. I was drunk, and the girlfriend was bored.

I said don't ask. hehe. Damn Canadians.

Dunno if I'd let any girl paint my nails...
The only excuses you're allowed to make are:
1) She is SMOKING hot and said she wouldn't fuq you without first painting your nails
or
2) She beat you over the head with a golden elephant statue, knocking you out and dragged you off to a secret dungeon you didn't even know you had under your own house, torchered you, and finally painted your nails.

One of those aren't very likely the case.

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 13241)
Dunno if I'd let any girl paint my nails...
The only excuses you're allowed to make are:
1) She is SMOKING hot and said she wouldn't fuq you without first painting your nails
or
2) She beat you over the head with a golden elephant statue, knocking you out and dragged you off to a secret dungeon you didn't even know you had under your own house, torchered you, and finally painted your nails.

One of those aren't very likely the case.

Nah its ok. I have a giant penis, so nail polish and girly things don't phase me. :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:15 PM

Crash, you never know...Shum gets beatings from his wife

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:17 PM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...3393233d6c.jpg

^^^Shes afraid^^^

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:18 PM

Shum, they have meetings. You shouldn't put up with that. We're here for you. *hugZ*

Crash 12-27-2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 13243)
Nah its ok. I have a giant penis, so nail polish and girly things don't phase me. :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Big penis doesn't mean anything. I work in the porn industry! :D

I STILL don't let girls paint my nails.

shumby 12-27-2008 09:20 PM

she may only be 100lbs but she is 100lbs of furry. But i like that used to have to pay extra for that.

Crash 12-27-2008 09:21 PM

^^^ lol!

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:22 PM

^^^ Shum says " Women, cook my foo................"


and that's how far he gets before the beating come.....hahahahahaha

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 13251)
Big penis doesn't mean anything. I work in the porn industry! :D

I STILL don't let girls paint my nails.

Thats awesome! Site creation? distribution?

Hehe nah I never minded. I use to be a little goth kid years ago, nail polish never freaked me out. Ahh those were the days. I was an individual which noone understood. LOL. :roflpuke2:

shumby 12-27-2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 13251)
Big penis doesn't mean anything. I work in the porn industry! :D

I STILL don't let girls paint my nails.



I always said:

"what god do not bless me with down there he made up for it in the nimpleness of my toung and 10 fingers"

Crash 12-27-2008 09:25 PM

Acting for the first 6 years, now I do as much behind the camera as I can instead of being in front of it.

drmike 12-27-2008 09:26 PM

nimpleness?

Crash 12-27-2008 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby (Post 13259)
I always said:

"what god do not bless me with down there he made up for it in the nimpleness of my toung and 10 fingers"

Agreed! It's not about size... TRUST me. :) Most girls don't care about size as long as they can get their jollies off. Although there are some girls that are all about the giant C0ck.

drmike 12-27-2008 09:29 PM

So a nimple toung is good to have? Who'd have guessed?

shumby 12-27-2008 09:30 PM

nimble

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 13264)
Agreed! It's not about size... TRUST me. :) Most girls don't care about size as long as they can get their jollies off. Although there are some girls that are all about the giant C0ck.

Yeah In my experience the only good way to get a girl off is the tongueage or a rabbit.

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:35 PM

<<<Shot#9 of Pendelton Whiskey.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:35 PM

^^ why always "<<<"

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:36 PM

ummm.... I like chevrons?

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:36 PM

Or I'm drunk. Pick one.

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:37 PM

<<<<<<<<<^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>>>>>>>>

drmike 12-27-2008 09:39 PM

Don't drink too much or your head will feel like this guy's:

http://passaicnews.files.wordpress.c...unk-driver.jpg

BanningZ 12-27-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nogoodname007 (Post 13287)
<<<<<<<<<^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>>>>>>>>

:excited::excited::excited:

nogoodname 12-27-2008 09:46 PM

that's a sad pic...so much for fuel economy

shumby 12-27-2008 09:47 PM

^^^ i think he just did what this song is about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

shumby 12-27-2008 10:01 PM

wooot woot my house is offically sold

nogoodname 12-27-2008 10:01 PM

^^ old news



laters peeps

shumby 12-27-2008 10:03 PM

^^^^ not old the conditions were just met today. wooot wooot

BanningZ 12-27-2008 10:15 PM

Good for you Shumby. Did you get your asking price?

shumby 12-27-2008 10:20 PM

just a bit below but got a good deal one my new house.

BanningZ 12-27-2008 10:26 PM

Nice. Have to leave any repair addendum's, or allotments?

BanningZ 12-27-2008 10:27 PM

Do you guys use Zillow up there for give or take estimates?

shumby 12-27-2008 10:32 PM

^^^ guess not no idea what that is


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