Ever see a turtle on Valium? ....me either.

this thread should be stickied

Wow my rep power just got killed. Did I do something wrong?

Yes. It's because you touch yourself at night. :shakes head:

:eek: How'd you know?!

Again with the rep changes? Whenever I get above 6 it crashes down.

HKY.....it was good :D

Totally stolen joke, but its funny!
 

REINCARNATION

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he
often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long
flowing white robe.

“Who the hell are you?” Demanded Jason, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.

The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St. Peter”.

Jason was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for,
I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to send me back straight away”.

St Peter replied “Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send
you back as a dog or a hen.”

Jason was devastated, but knowing there was a farm
not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he
was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

“This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen, how are you
enjoying your first day here?”

“It’s not so bad” replies Jason, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to
explode”.

“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before”.

“Never” replies Jason.

“Well just relax and let it happen”.

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under
his tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he
experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing
that had ever happened to him… ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous
SMACK on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

“Jason! Wake up you drunken bastard, you’re ******** the bed!”

what happened to the rep?? can't be my fault....wasn't here...lol

^ Just the standard adjustment for inflation. We're getting use to it. :D

^ rofl

This dude is going to have a tough time:
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^why get a new one when you could get a used 07 for more cash

Shumby, Thermo is going good now
I got the cycles down just the 1st and 2nd laws are tripping me out

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