Nissan 370Z Forum - The 370z Useless Thread (Coors Lite version)

nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes up to where i was working. she had just taken a shower in old person perfume. i had really had bad swamp asss and i was doing everything i possible could to squeeze my asscheeks together but oooooooooop's one gotta away and it was bad, the whole thing was, she never budged or showed any sign of getting blasted by what ever crawled up in me and died, dude i almost lost it

seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down. :bowrofl:

frost

09-29-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider (Post 217753)

she was less than 2 feet away from me, i'm i going to hell?

Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

antennahead

09-29-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 217755)

seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down. :bowrofl:

They also have a tendency to "blow it out their azz" as well, my Dad is a prime example.. seems the older you get, the more they just "creep out" with no warning , another reason she probably ignored you :rofl2:

StLRedrider

09-29-2009 09:26 PM

it was silent, but deadly.

StLRedrider

09-29-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 217758)

Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

she was only about four ft tall so it didn't take much for it to totally blindside her,lol

Trips

09-29-2009 10:06 PM

hey blue! what have u been up to?

antennahead

09-29-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider (Post 217768)

it was silent, but deadly.

The dreaded "SBD" :eek:

Trips

09-29-2009 10:14 PM

yea some of those can peel the wallpaper of the bathroom walls...

frost

09-29-2009 10:17 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KlE4PNnEzU...+dog+farts.jpg

2theextreme

09-29-2009 10:23 PM

Ha! Reminds me of that Beavis & Butt-head scene.....

Butt-head: Pull my finger
Beavis: No WAY!
Butt-head: C'mon, do it
Beavis: Nothin'?
Butt-head: SBD
Beavis: Hahaha hehehe hahahaha

2theextreme

09-29-2009 10:47 PM

WARNING....may give seizures...but it's hilarious!

:icon17:

antennahead

09-29-2009 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 217888)

WARNING....may give seizures...but it's hilarious!

:icon17:

WTF :eek:

frost

09-29-2009 10:59 PM

< appreciates the seizure warnings. :D