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TX_370 09-24-2009 12:24 PM

LMAO! and you thought of that drunk! EPIC!

Caravanshaka 09-24-2009 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TX_370 (Post 211207)
LMAO! and you thought of that drunk! EPIC!

and drove to wal-mart that way....luckily it was only 2 miles away, and it was a weekday so no one was on the road. (my friend drove, and he'd only had 2 or 3 beers, I'd had about 6)

Caravanshaka 09-24-2009 12:27 PM

I really need to see if I can find pictures...we even posted the directions on how to make it online somewhere, lol.

kdo2milger 09-24-2009 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 211205)
My favorite was my junior year of college when my friend and I were heading to Baylor University (baptist) for a party with some friends. We were drinking at like 2 am one night and the idea just hit us...went to wal-mart and bought all of our materials and stayed up all night making our costumes.

i got an old hat and set it up backwards and used great-stuff foam to shape it into a Penis head. I also ran some air-line tubing from the tip down through the hat (you'll see why later). After the foam dried it was cut to shape, covered in duct tape, and painted it a skin color. it is now a penis-head that you can wear as a hat, and has a small tube to run fluid trough and out the tip :tup:

For the body, I died some white pants and shirt a skin color, and took a purple sharpie and drew veins all over them. For the balls I did the same with a pillowcase, hung it from a belt, and put 2 of those big bouncie balls from wally world in it. To top it all off, I wore a black sport-jacket and called myself a "Corporate Dick". :rofl2:

Now, I'm about 5'9, and my friend is about 6' tall, so he decided he needed to go as a ruler and we'd just walk around together all night. So like 10 sheets of yellow posterboard and a lot of black sharpie pen, some cuts, and some staples, and he's a 6'6" tall ruler, labeled up to 8 inches or something like that.

In the course of the night, I had dozens of women fondle my balls, including a few that were married. I gave out a few pearl necklace's, a few face shots, and a few back shots, I even had a swallower. Keep in mind though, we are on a Baptist universities campus doing this :tup:

lmao :bowrofl: i will rep you as soon as my 24 hr freeze is up...

thats some funny **** bro :rofl2:

CrownR426 09-24-2009 12:28 PM

Do you guys miss college days?

Caravanshaka 09-24-2009 12:28 PM

^ absolutely...was a great time "growing up" on my own :tup:

the real world sucks in comparison

TX_370 09-24-2009 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 211211)
I really need to see if I can find pictures...we even posted the directions on how to make it online somewhere, lol.

:roflpuke2:

kdo2milger 09-24-2009 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CrownR426 (Post 211213)
Do you guys miss college days?

i miss the dorm parties...

Trips 09-24-2009 12:30 PM

I'm going to wash the z before it get's hotter I'm heading down to Long Beach near the Queen Mary to meet the wife for lunch.

kdo2milger 09-24-2009 12:32 PM

nice, have fun...tell the misses we say hi

Caravanshaka 09-24-2009 12:32 PM

sounds like a good thing to do while you are sick :tup:

TX_370 09-24-2009 12:32 PM

laterz

Trips 09-24-2009 12:33 PM

right on! cough! cough!

kdo2milger 09-24-2009 12:35 PM

debating with myself whether or not to wash mine now...

calling for 60% but no rain and grounds dry with overcast...

Caravanshaka 09-24-2009 12:39 PM

if it rains, just wash it again...


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