Swanson cures tooth rot

*Cringes* Gravy. I think I can still taste the Shiraz Tempernillo from last night.

i swear its from the commercials i'm watchin

Banning, I hear peanut butter....chunky peanut butter cures all that ails you.

(nogood told me)

Magic Jack has the "Simplest hookup"

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:bowrofl: ok, I've heard that commercial!

Dats a lotta barf! :roflpuke2: < got me rolling in it!

stolen 2006 toyota carolla, gray
suspects are armed
car stolen at knife point

gray? or gay?

Are you listening to police scanners now?

:rofl2:

Stupid Corollas

All this talk of stealing cars has been laughing about our universities security setup.
If anything happens on or near campus it gets reported and an email sent out to all students. Well UofH is not in the best of places to begin with, but I always love some of the places people rob.

Last year alone:
~Burger King
~Wendys
~Starbucks - drive thru
~Sonic
~Mugged someone on a bike

The list goes on, they are funny, I usually get the emails when I am at my office and they are shared with those around. Last one I got was the burger king one, black male, wearing black hat, black shirt, black doo-rag over face, threatened employee but ran after they could not open the register quick enough.

:icon08:

frost? you 0k, y0?