never had tech plz!!!

buck teeth or cross eyed

Buck teeth (they can be fixed)

BJ or @n@l

BJ

Having a girlfriend who...

Is bi but never around you or isn't bi

isnt bi. duhh.

steal lemers car or steal wills car.

Steal Lemer's car. Anyone steals my car and I will hunt you down!

Have Eddieconfetti screw your mom or You screw Eddieconfetti's mom

he can screw my mom. shes a bitch :-)

see your dads balls or have your dad see your balls AND LIKE IT

See my dads balls and not like it (sounds like ^ has emotional scars)


Drive a veyron for a day or ride in a fighter jet for an hour.

Drive a Veyron for a day.

Sky dive or bungee jump

sky dive (rather die with a lot of time vs splat on a rock and bounce in the air)

get hacked and all data stolen or get robbed at gun point

Get robbed at gun point. They aren't going to get much but a cell phone and cards which I can cancel.

Papa Johns or Pizza hut

Papa

**** your pants on subway or **** pants on airplane (you have wait till destination to change)

Subway. ( nobody will know with all the other smells there)


Be caught naked by a hotchick when you

Are "examining" yourself or Have swimming pool shrinkage

hot chick. I'm confident she would be impressed. :rofl2:

Cake or icecream

Ice-cream


Peanuts or Cashews

Cashews!

Buy a big house and have no money for toys.
or
Buy a small house and have lots of toys.