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370Zsteve 11-14-2009 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo (Post 277720)
What I'm asserting here is easier to understand if you think in terms of your daughter(s), sister(s), mother, cousin(s) and other females in your family.

You haven't seen my sister. Hawt!

frost 11-14-2009 11:31 AM

I saw Steve's sister, then I made a porno with myself.

370Zsteve 11-14-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 279551)
I saw Steve's sister, then I made a porno with myself.


Frosty Does Dallas

frost 11-14-2009 11:36 AM

Or the NY metro area in that case.

j.arnaldo 11-14-2009 11:52 AM

Whoosh!...Still unscathed after the flaming session! Here's one tough believer, dudes. Sorry to disappoint ya'll, but I've been around too long to be flamed to death. I STILL enjoy being a my370Z.com member, and appreciate each and everyone of youse guys! So, as the Human Torch would say, "Flame On! 'Nuff said".

kdo2milger 11-14-2009 11:52 AM

stop all this sinnen up in hyaa!!!

orz iz iz gonna open meh quran up on yaz

frost 11-14-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo (Post 279582)
Whoosh!...Still unscathed after the flaming session! Here's one tough believer, dudes. Sorry to disappoint ya'll, but I've been around too long to be flamed to death. I STILL enjoy being a my370Z.com member, and appreciate each and everyone of youse guys! So, as the Human Torch would say, "Flame On! 'Nuff said".

Have you been around long enough to follow the rules?
"* We do not welcome threads/posts discussing politics or religion. Any threads or post containing political or religious debate will be deleted and member will get a warning."

PyroCustoms 11-14-2009 11:59 AM

Did someone say porn?

j.arnaldo 11-14-2009 12:07 PM

Yep! Thanks! And there are rules against obscene language, sexual innuendoes and the like. I propose we all comply with all rules.

kdo2milger 11-14-2009 12:21 PM

you mean like this?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...er42553780.jpg

kdo2milger 11-14-2009 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo (Post 279600)
Yep! Thanks! And there are rules against obscene language, sexual innuendoes and the like. I propose we all comply with all rules.

or how about this? do you consider this obscene language?!?

http://www.harpyness.com/wp-content/...habet-soup.bmp

or this?
:gtfo2:

or this?
:wtf:

the list goes on and on...

frost 11-14-2009 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo (Post 279600)
Yep! Thanks! And there are rules against obscene language, sexual innuendoes and the like. I propose we all comply with all rules.

What are you speaking of, specifically?


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CrownR426 11-14-2009 12:34 PM

LOL, somebody call Chuck Norris, he'll solve this problem!

kdo2milger 11-14-2009 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CrownR426 (Post 279630)
LOL, somebody call Chuck Norris, he'll solve this problem!

how come you havent gone premium yet crown?

CrownR426 11-14-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kdo2milger (Post 279640)
how come you havent gone premium yet crown?

Don't know...
Does it really matter? lol :confused:


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