Rear ended some chick this morning
 

Thank God I barely tapped her. My Stillen license plate bracket probably saved me. My plate is a little bent, but I took zero damage. Luckily, I didn't do any damage to her car either. I'm an idiot. :icon14:

I am glad you are OK. I got all interested when I read the subject of your post and just had to look.

so....... did u get her number at the end? :D :D

I barely tapped someone a couple of years ago. I was just glad the chick was cool about it and didn't want to rape me for insurance money.

this ^

and post a pic!

LOVE THE TITLE!!! i rear end chix on a daily basis! LOL

glad you alright though.

Good thing it was very mild. Women are more forgiving.....sometimes.

You know theyre the good ones when they let you go anal.

^+1

break 'em in gently
 

amazing with these brakes :driving:

glad no damage done

did you get out and say "who's you daddy?"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D_2bEPfmfV...600/barney.png

Hope you had thd clear bra on before you tapped her in the rear. What kind of car?

So....just the tip?

So many ways I could respond to this one, I don't even know where to begin.

Excellent example of creative writing---catches the attention immediately..

It's still today...........tomorrow hasn't come!
That title is an attention grabber!

Just for a second...

It happens. Don't sweat it. That's why they call them "bumpers" :icon17:

I'm not at all surprised at the turn this thread took.

Anal....clear bra.... just the tip...

Sounds interesting

You know...I debated changing the title of this thread before I submitted it, because I KNEW you douchebags would go down this road, lololololol. But I thought, "No, my fellow 370 drivers are much more mature than that." Clearly, I was wrong. :roflpuke2: No, I didn't get her number. I'm married (to a pretty smokin' chick, btw), and she wasn't even remotely cute. I don't know how I didn't at least scratch her bumper, but whatever. Honestly, I think she was in more of a hurry to leave than I was. Which leads me to believe that she probably didn't have insurance, and just wanted to GTF out of there. Fine by me. :ugh2:

even better......post some pictures of your smokin wife :pics:

jaykayyyyyyyy:tup:

More pics of girl in avatar...?

Straight into the gutter.

did you have protection? clear bra ;)

Last time I rearended a chick... well...

I don't have anything productive to add (or should I say I don't have anything to add that wouldn't promote the inevitable lock!). :icon17:

OP, what distracted you and caused the, um, rear ending?

Yeah, another misleading thread....:D

:icon18: +1 I wanted pics!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:icon18:

You should of pounded it hard

That's why you didn't get the number. Didn't tap it hard enough.

Did you ask her 'why u wasting my time? ' :icon17:

... so you tapped that?

Pics of wife or it didn't happen!

I expected pics of buttsecks... but then i realized this isn't prems LOL