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SPOHN 02-12-2011 04:43 PM

Fell in shower, man down, man down
 
I just took a shower and for the second time ever I fell. I was in there and went to turn around and the dang mat slipped and I went down. My butt hit the faucet part then my back hit it also.:shakes head: Thought I would give the details why I was at it. But damn it hurts. I got two big bruises. Has anyone else had this happen?

And why I'm at it, I'll tell you the first time I fell. This is funny. I was getting my groove on (yes, with a girlfriend) standing up and all of a sudden we both slipped. I feel backwards out of the tub ripping down the curtain and coming to a rest against a cabinet. As I looked up at my girlfriend as she was still standing, we busted out into a big laugh. It was funny as hell. I wasn't hurt that time as now. Just thought I'd share this and see if anyone else has a story like these two.

TreeSemdyZee 02-12-2011 05:44 PM

A friend of mine did, but he only had one leg. Seriously, he did.

ZCarMan 02-12-2011 05:45 PM

Hopefully you won't feel worse tomorrow. Its usually a day after that you find out what you really hurt. Glad to hear you didn't hit your noggin.

SPOHN 02-12-2011 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ZCarMan (Post 938832)
Hopefully you won't feel worse tomorrow. Its usually a day after that you find out what you really hurt. Glad to hear you didn't hit your noggin.

That's what Im worried about. Oh well.

JACKPAC 02-12-2011 06:06 PM

Get rid of the "non-skid" mat. It'll kill ya and it harbors bacteria.

SPOHN 02-12-2011 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JACKPAC (Post 938861)
Get rid of the "non-skid" mat. It'll kill ya and it harbors bacteria.

That's what I'm going to do. Never had an issue without one.

Jordo! 02-12-2011 08:00 PM

They have suction handles now for shower sex to prevent this.

The Shower Power - A Bathtub Handle for Shower Sex

SPOHN 02-12-2011 08:05 PM

Awesome

370zproject 02-12-2011 10:31 PM

:wtf2:

370Z Purist 02-13-2011 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordo! (Post 938940)
They have suction handles now for shower sex to prevent this.

The Shower Power - A Bathtub Handle for Shower Sex

I'm not sure how large that is, but I doubt it would stick to my shower, since the tiles are only 4in by 4in.

Actually about a week ago I slipped in the shower. It wasn't the "fall on your ***" type of slip but rather I slipped on a piece of soap.

You know how after using a soap bar it turns into a thin little disk? I had a new bar because the one I was using I had dropped prior (yeah yeah, dropping the soap...) and apparently it had smashed and stuck onto the floor.

I have terrible vision and wear glasses so I couldn't even hope to see it. My foot slipped and smashed into the faucet/spigot and I tore my instep open. Water diluted everything so it made it seem a lot worse than it was. Painful.
Got out and I had an inch long gash on my foot.

It was fun trying to wear socks and shoes. I won't go into that, which I had to endure for a month (I was in school at the time). :shakes head:

shumby 02-13-2011 05:05 AM

OMG you guy are all gay. lol

370Z Purist 02-13-2011 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by shumby (Post 939229)
OMG you guy are all gay. lol

Pretty sure I'm not gay. Unless it's that "turn gay once married w/ two kids" crap. I really doubt that too. Couple decades away. :tup:

SPOHN 02-13-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 370Z Purist (Post 939237)
Pretty sure I'm not gay. Unless it's that "turn gay once married w/ two kids" crap. I really doubt that too. Couple decades away. :tup:

Don't listen to Shumby. He's a funny guy.

But so far as the soap. You sure you haven't been to prison before and just scared to bend over and pick up the soap? HA!

ZCarMan 02-13-2011 10:18 AM

Soap on a rope! LOL

Jordo! 02-13-2011 10:47 AM

Soap on a rope is a good thing depending on where you have to shower...

http://www.the370z.com/members/jordo...escazskoc3.jpg

shumby 02-13-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SPOHN (Post 939262)
Don't listen to Shumby. He's a funny guy.

But so far as the soap. You sure you haven't been to prison before and just scared to bend over and pick up the soap? HA!


you know i am only gay for you SPOHN.



Don't let wai see this or he will get mad i am cheating on him

SPOHN 02-13-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by shumby (Post 939385)
you know i am only gay for you SPOHN.



Don't let wai see this or he will get mad i am cheating on him

I seem to do that to people. :icon17:

:wtf2: I'll keep it in the closet.

370zproject 02-13-2011 01:38 PM

ibtl

schrack150 02-13-2011 01:46 PM

if it happens a third time your gonna have to switch to baths lol

370Z Purist 02-13-2011 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by schrack150 (Post 939576)
if it happens a third time your gonna have to switch to baths lol

There's something so eerie about soaking in the crap that's been on your body.

Windex_ 02-13-2011 08:35 PM

I was having sex in my shower when I was 16, I slipped and kinda tried to grab my gf to save myself and ended up launching her through a HUGE piece of glass. One cut foot and a minute or two of explanation it was all over... so was that relationship.

370Z Purist 02-13-2011 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Windex_ (Post 940042)
I was having sex in my shower when I was 16, I slipped and kinda tried to grab my gf to save myself and ended up launching her through a HUGE piece of glass. One cut foot and a minute or two of explanation it was all over... so was that relationship.

Well, that ended badly. The couple of times I had shower sex, we just gave up because I'm too tall to fit in the tub as it is.

I tend to fall in the shower when alone. No one to blame but myself...

SPOHN 02-14-2011 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windex_ (Post 940042)
I was having sex in my shower when I was 16, I slipped and kinda tried to grab my gf to save myself and ended up launching her through a HUGE piece of glass. One cut foot and a minute or two of explanation it was all over... so was that relationship.

Damn buddy. At least you hit it.:icon17:


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