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z... 01-25-2011 09:52 PM

OWNER...1 DOG...0...kinda
 
To make a long story as short as possible i have a husky... sorta like my pic. his name is Tucker and is now 1 year old... for the last 12 months he has been a PITA when i am not home... when i am home he is the best dog. I cant put him in a cage because my neighbors complain about him howling at the top of his lungs. He has chewed my sofas. eaten anything made of wood. ....eaten my extensive collection of magazines. and decided recently on chewing my carpet for dessert. To stop him from eating the rest of my carpet before i replace it all, i layed linoleum tiles on top of my carpet...( yes very hick...but effective so i thought). That lasted about a month till he realized he could rip those up and eat some more. (i would come home to him with these tiles stuck all over him as he would rip them off).. decided to get real tiles and cinder blocks only to find he is into magic and can pick them up and move them neatly into stacks for me. During all this time he always has this look like....hey dad i got your number... no matter what you do i am always 4 paws ahead of you. well i had a breakthrough... i found something called a scat mat... it zaps a dog everytime they step on the mat.... JACKPOT. I set it up and he walked on it 1 time.... and he is scared to move anywhere near the mats. he gave me a look like alright fine you have won the war.... so tonight i lay my head down in VICTORY......till he finds the next target:ughdance:

cptspeed 01-25-2011 10:15 PM

this is why I now own female dogs only.

shadoquad 01-25-2011 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cptspeed (Post 912268)
this is why I now own female dogs only.

Because you love the b1tches? lol sorry couldn't resist.

My lab used to chew too much and dig too much at that age, but he grew out of that phase. I suggest exercising the pooch early and often.

dad 01-25-2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by z... (Post 912245)
To make a long story as short as possible i have a husky... sorta like my pic. his name is Tucker and is now 1 year old... for the last 12 months he has been a PITA when i am not home... when i am home he is the best dog. I cant put him in a cage because my neighbors complain about him howling at the top of his lungs. He has chewed my sofas. eaten anything made of wood. ....eaten my extensive collection of magazines. and decided recently on chewing my carpet for dessert. To stop him from eating the rest of my carpet before i replace it all, i layed linoleum tiles on top of my carpet...( yes very hick...but effective so i thought). That lasted about a month till he realized he could rip those up and eat some more. (i would come home to him with these tiles stuck all over him as he would rip them off).. decided to get real tiles and cinder blocks only to find he is into magic and can pick them up and move them neatly into stacks for me. During all this time he always has this look like....hey dad i got your number... no matter what you do i am always 4 paws ahead of you. well i had a breakthrough... i found something called a scat mat... it zaps a dog everytime they step on the mat.... JACKPOT. I set it up and he walked on it 1 time.... and he is scared to move anywhere near the mats. he gave me a look like alright fine you have won the war.... so tonight i lay my head down in VICTORY......till he finds the next target:ughdance:

He loves you......and he is mad, because you are gone. Seperation anxiety...We have 5 dogs, the littlest dog has destroyed a sofa cushion. The wife has repaired the pillow with 27 chew holes in it. But we love them all!

Waiz 01-25-2011 10:40 PM

He probably pissed in your bed when you were at work and it already dried.

LOL

shadoquad 01-25-2011 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dad (Post 912286)
Seperation anxiety...

:iagree: precisely!

Matthew 01-25-2011 11:09 PM

I got one and put it on tje couch to keep my wife off while I'm at work.

SoCal 370Z 01-25-2011 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z... (Post 912245)
i found something called a scat mat... it zaps a dog everytime they step on the mat.... JACKPOT.

Don't be surprised if you go out to drive off in your Z only to find that your door handles have been electrified, and your dog has a big grin on his face as he watches you reach for one!


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