might wanna know what im cooking

^ Knows they better be fudgepacked brownies... and no not the oven bake kind either. :stirthepot:

Uses Phelans pillows for biting

^ Uses Phelans Pillowcases for condoms

Should know I go raw dog!

^ Now knows how he contracted the 'erps

knows his pillows walks away

Pees sitting down :icon17:

gets pee'd on

likes bill clinton

knows I love phat asses on muh ladies

know thick is good.

should visit a strip club when i come to town

Knows strip clubs are like cable. You can look but you can't touch.

should have suggested they go to a local bar. It's much cheaper to pick up a girl there. and you get to touch. WINNING!

now knows Im married, so I only get to look, and have boobies rubbed in my face

has the old ball and chain. I'm right there with you.

loves having that ball an chain tho

^ is correct. Now with a 3 month old it's even better!

Hasn't had a full night of sleep in 3 months.

knows that's the truth. But that's changing tonight. Wife and kid are staying with my inlaws. I don't have to be at work until noon tomorrow. Uninterrupted sleep with no alarm clock = winning!

Should change the locks

^Lols

^lives in WestCo

^ Is an evil seed that does evil deeds

^ is happy that DADT got reversed...

^ Wants DADT aZZ

Makes the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream.

^ Is a screamer

is a squirter

^ Made me do it...

made me a vest out of human flesh :ugh:

^ Paid frost to supply the flesh

Is frost's personal a$$ flesh.

is Frost's personal *** boy

Doesnt know the pleasures of frost

Might end up with Frost bite.

wants to know how "deep" this frost situation goes

Knows how deep frost goes, but won't tell.

is good friends with frosty