Quoting G.I. Joe

Likes porkchop sandwiches.

Likes black cherries

pop his cherries.

still has his cherry

His too many spokes.

has no spokes

needs more spokes

Puts baseball cards in his spokes to make a clicking noise

needs a 10 sec car.

I have a 5 second car!

knows his wife wouldnt allow that

Knows I'm lucky to have gotten the car I have. I almost "settled" for a g37 for the back seats.

knows the g37 coupe is luxury version of the 370z

Yep I know. The day I went they didn't have a 6mt, but almost got the g37 vert. I decided to wait and she saw the Z and gave up on the back seat requirement.

knowsg37 vert is better looking then the 370z vert

Knows I agree. And the hard top is just cool, heavy but cool

knows a TT would solve that issue.

Thinks a tt would solve the issue of a heavy vert

Knows a $12k TT kit would just even the playing field.

Wishes he had a TT

Should know I don't want an Audi

Doesn't want an S5

I wouldn't even take a free r8. Tax title and license would cost more than my Z. And maintenance would be a nightmare.

knows i get TT for 8k

Just said he'd sell a TT for $8k and install for free!

knows its a little more installed.

Invented the seedless grape.

has a shado

Doesn't have a Z

Does have a z

has a 40th

has a project going

Lives in San Antonio, I graduated from Churchill and Southwest (now Texas state university)

Lives in el paso...I enjoy el paso salsa

live in a humid state

Lives in "the land of fruits and nuts"

Lives in his own world

Is a Legend in his own mind.

Was a legend in his own mind... Until he lost it