wife removed his sex rights after failing to replace a light bulb

currently hoping someone will help him replace the light bulb before before having to hire a handyman to fix the lightbulb and the anxious wife

Is volunteering to be his handy man if wife shares the rewards

knows I am licensed in all 50 states. I also do milk deliveries


http://www.dreamstime.com/sexy-handy...umb1835770.jpg

is also petitioning to become a member of the village people

used his turn to make a funny and I lol

say what happened in bed

blogs about his sexual encounters

human or non-human (apple pies, etc)

Has a fleshlight always handy

traded me the fleshlight for the btt plug

great doing business with ya!

Saw that I pissed off a whole thread of people.

^^Has a great comeback lol!

^shouldn't be making ppl upset

Lies about Lemers

^^^ wonders how he upset people?

cant be worse than me :)

Should look at the last couple pages of " how to make your Z go slower". It was heated and I was laughing the whole time.

^ should show the way... I saw nothing..

but its sad that people here would take anything seriously. we are mostly messing around.

is

knows that we are all blessed.

^Has great taste in cars and classy mods

Should realize that the amuse body kit makes the Z look like a mouth breather

Can't see at night

Is rapidly losing his site due to obsessive masturbation and still won't quit.

blinded his girlfriend on 1 eye

Used to be ^ gorlfriend until she dumped him for me.

his new girlfriend wears an eye patch
and dresses like a pirate

Knows I like kinky Sh!t

recently rejected by eHarmony
for answering a trick question wrong

eHarmony: whats your favorite sexual position?

Lemers: i like them all. kinkier the better

eHarmony: thank you for your time. let us show you to the door

Hey eharmony said that was confidential. ^ reviews eharmony rejected applicants because ^ is settling for the worst of the worst.

should know I met three women and a sheep through eHarmony with one leading to marriage

Virginia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

is not friendly

is very kind

knows im tired

looks like 100 years felt on him

Thinks I'm full of piss and vinegar

knows he is

Knows I'll be in vegas tomorrow

knows its sin

needs to quit typing spanish in the other thread.

Knows I talked to the chaplain today to cover me through the weekend.

replied to the wrong person.