^ Always wants to be the one to chug dispose of the used fluids oil, yet never dumps it... :wtf2:

Wants a 'Jiffy Lube' in his garage

^ Lets people in the back door of his garage often. :ugh2:

Checks his own oil, nightly.

^ Uses his own oil to lubricate his O-ring. :wtf2:

Needs to flush his power steering fluid. It's filled with grit and solid chunks.

^ Should really dust off his brakes, when he cinches down on you, the friction is unbearable!

has blood flowing through his brake lines.

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way Shado want you to die

Slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in
like cattle
stripped of your life's worth

human mice, for the angel of death

The above poster, the hunter of the shadows, is Rising,
(dunt da nuh nuh danump)
Immortal!
(dunt da nuh nuh danump)
In madness, he dwells.

^doesn't wipe enough. and i like it.

should know that I'm getting my SG repaired, at long last.

the thing that should not be

knows good musik!!! :tup:

doesnt want us to panic

like a virgin

wishes he wasn't a virgin.

Expendable Youth

Uses the screen name ClemsonWill because he will do anything ghey.

shows no mercy

^ Willing to receive clap clem*

Knows how I roll.

^ Is a sushi chef

Likes the smell of raw fish.

says that it tastes like chicken,
but smells like fish

prefers the beef jerky

loves the fudge

recieved the chocolate delight last night.

gave the chocolate delight to ^^

is pandas brother

will stand in line at midnight for kung fu panda 2

Hell Awaits you

Wishes he lost his virginity

^ decided to bring Frank's lack of play back up. He must be interested in getting that V card.

Knows I have v cards in stock and can ship out asap

needs to post a price... or does that constitute prostitution?

Knows there's a two for one special for christmas.

Knows that I'm interested in the 2 for 1 special.

Knows its 200 plus shipping.

jacked the prices up from the last time.

Knows its worth the price.