< Major Wood it's not just a name it's a blessing.

^should know my mom doesn't keep secrets and I know it's only 2in long and 2in wide...

cube ****

^ has experience with the major

Has a major experience?

Is a major pain

^wishes he was that lucky

Was lucky enough to get some from his wife today on break.

^should know there is always more to be had!!

Should know it's been over 5 months for me...the girl I just broke up with was a virgin.

^ didn't get his v-card

Is correct. I'm all about the good girls. I liked the fact. I'm on a pretty small number myself. But after dating for 2 months and only making out ONCE! And she was a horrible kisser at that. Really nice girl...just no "spark". Sadly, im still in love with my ex fiancée.

^needs to find some trim and let loose

Agreed, but I'm shy and a "good guy".

^ can still be a good guy and get his rocks off

^should know all about being a good guy and beatin up the guts