knows I love phat asses on muh ladies

know thick is good.

should visit a strip club when i come to town

Knows strip clubs are like cable. You can look but you can't touch.

should have suggested they go to a local bar. It's much cheaper to pick up a girl there. and you get to touch. WINNING!

now knows Im married, so I only get to look, and have boobies rubbed in my face

has the old ball and chain. I'm right there with you.

loves having that ball an chain tho

^ is correct. Now with a 3 month old it's even better!

Hasn't had a full night of sleep in 3 months.

knows that's the truth. But that's changing tonight. Wife and kid are staying with my inlaws. I don't have to be at work until noon tomorrow. Uninterrupted sleep with no alarm clock = winning!

Should change the locks

^Lols

^lives in WestCo

^ Is an evil seed that does evil deeds