buys tampons to give the illusion that he has that setup :forever alone:

knows where I like to stick the tampons ......... in his :icon23:

^ knows < would have never thought about tampons if it wasn't for ^^'s suggestion. ^^ must be speaking from experience.

Enjoys pina coladas on cold days, which is everyday for him. because hes forever... :owned:

Hasn't experienced a cold day until ^ has experienced a cold day in El Paso Tx

didn't know it was about 40 degrees today in the morning.. so I called work and they said they understood that it was too cold to come in

Works outside

lives his life

http://www.bluraywire.com/wp-content...ve-the-law.jpg

Knows tha movie was based on my life

just wishes he could have Steven Seagal's hair

knows that Steven Seagal helped to train Anderson Silva for his latest title defense and walked down to the ring with him. (yes I'm srs)

Knows I'd have it if the Army would allow it

should think about getting some wheels for his Z, though the stock sport package wheels are nice

makes it very hard to say mean things about him because he is such a good guy.

Speaks the truth