< confused as to why ^^ is crying

^is out of the loop and needs to :gtfi:

^ needs to text me back...

^is now aware when he did text me, I was at work, and when I got home I passed the fudge out

^ has a likely story. < will let it slide, THIS TIME.

Sorry for the offtopic but
Superbad! Everyone says I look/act like Michael Cera.

I love that movie.

Michael Cera
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...ael-cera_l.jpg

Jesse Eisenberg
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...31-8-10-kc.jpg



So you guys are all brothers, and should get together to hit the town.

^ is posting too many pictures of dudes. :stirthepot:

people say I act like the fat kid from superbad... :crying:

^ must be hardly working today.

Needs to get work

^ should know that I'm working all the time. How you define work is debatable.

Knows it doesn't matter how I define work. I get paid pretty good either way

^ sounds like he has a pretty good gig.

Knows it's government work

^ probably hears "it's good enough for government work" all the time.

^should know ^^ is the highest ranking mofo on this piece

^ should know that I know nothing about rank. I'm civilian!

^^ should know that ^ doesn't care about rank.

^ knows all about smelling rank. :tiphat:

Is ranked a worldclass a'hole

^ should know I'm just messing around. ^ needs to pull his panties out of his arse.

^ broke the consecutive "rank" chain.

^ should know by now that I have a habit of breaking the chain. Most chains can't handle the size of my link. :roflpuke2:

^should keep the dirty talk til after dark. -_- ;-)

^ cant gag ^^

^ is right. < have no gag reflex.

^should use that skill to make money

^ has witnessed ^^ lack of a gag reflex first hand.

^ video taped said gag reflex session

^ said video in ^ personal video collection

^ has a seat in 1st row for the show

Gave you life, and he can take it away.

^ is speaking the truth

^needs to hand me some of his reps...

< is trying but my iPhone is being a AZZ

^time to ditch the iphone and buy an ipad or galaxy tab!

^ should make a way install the iPad into the dash

^ should look in the DIY section, because there is info on mouting the ipad.

< knows there was some mention and thought it was for a different car. ^ should know I wouldn't do it just thought ^^^ could come up with something ^ could use.