Should gtfo!:icon23:

^ Telling ^^ to GTFO of his azz

Wishes he was in it

^^is officially Major WOOD! and ^ knows it feels nice

Is incorrect...I'm not a Major. Im not even in the service, although it seems like almost everyone else here is.

< Major Wood it's not just a name it's a blessing.

^should know my mom doesn't keep secrets and I know it's only 2in long and 2in wide...

cube ****

^ has experience with the major

Has a major experience?

Is a major pain

^wishes he was that lucky

Was lucky enough to get some from his wife today on break.

^should know there is always more to be had!!

Should know it's been over 5 months for me...the girl I just broke up with was a virgin.

^ didn't get his v-card

Is correct. I'm all about the good girls. I liked the fact. I'm on a pretty small number myself. But after dating for 2 months and only making out ONCE! And she was a horrible kisser at that. Really nice girl...just no "spark". Sadly, im still in love with my ex fiancée.

^needs to find some trim and let loose

Agreed, but I'm shy and a "good guy".

^ can still be a good guy and get his rocks off

^should know all about being a good guy and beatin up the guts

^ and I need have a drink and cry together :roflpuke2: got the same damm problem

should come to ND and we can fix that problem...

Knows the difference between and good guy and a bad guy. A good guy least remembers her name for the off chance he can get a second one night stand.

<was referring to the not-being-able-to-get-someone-outta-ur-head problem.... not the its-been-5-months problem lol

Let's do it! Haha. My ex fiancée drives a 350Z, too...hmm. :bowrofl:

^ needs to quit talking about his ex-fiance unless he has noody pictures to share

uhmm... hun... i drive a 370... and YOU GOTTA STOP TALKIN ABOUT HER IF U WANNA GET HER OUTTA YOUR HEAD!!! :)

We can all meet in el paso

^should know DFW is a more central location :p

<more of a preacher than anything else lol.. so do as I say and not as I do cuz I talk abou that azzhole all the time :shakes head:

Lookin for a sugar daddy??:bowrofl:

I will be in arlington in Aug when the BoSox beat the Rangers

^^needs to clear her pm box.. ^ is offering to be a suga daddy...

^should know my inbox is currently at 80% full :tup:

this thread is becoming FAIL

< dumped the old sugar daddy for some moron who was great a sales... and at selling himself too apparently :shakes head: i totally fell for that bullzhit

^ should know that's what happens when you are not premium anymore

^ is right, and ^^ can haz me as a suga daddy lol

^just made me lol again

< I'm too slow for this thread