lol made me laugh

laughs at me a lot

Has bedroom €ock fights with ^^

Films said events and posts them on xhamster

Is the most loyal viewer of said events

Needs to post more vids, old ones are no longer fappable

Should invite Jamaica over for new matterial

Should fap in the mirror.

Should know Jamaica is not a real person but actually a spam bot. :icon17:

needs to talk to lemers

Sucks jamaica's bot

Should know I'm actually Lemers and use both screen names

Ain't me

in denial

Sleeps hard

??????

^is confuzzled :p

^is glad to have made a new friend :lmao:

Asks himself "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

is a phail non premo!

Pays to have friends

knows it's not paying for friends but for support of the club

Doesn't want me here.

doesn't know why he would say that

Should to get his AZZ in out of the f-ing cold.

now is aware I am in the warmth of my office

Is now aware that I have an oscilating fan going because it's hot in hurr

knows I wishes it was hot enough to us a fan

Knows it's currently 50 with a high of 78

Sounds like you will have a beautiful day.

should know its a high of 33 today

Is going to need some nut warmers

knows thats why I have yo momma

Doesn't know my mom is a lesbian

doesn't know i convert them

Hopefully knows im kidding. My mom is awesome! She invited me over Monday for shishkabobs and last night for steaks.

should know I don't care, Lesbians are cool!! and now knows I slept with one.. on several occasions... LOL

Knows the only value in sleeping with a lesbian is when they bring their girlfriend.

now knows that she slept with me because her girlfriend dumped her and decided she wanted to try out the man meat, and that I was lucky enough to be said meat

Posted a Great fact!