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Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772040)
Managers have to be somewhat technical, but also know how to manage people properly and leverage their available talent pool. I've had managers who do one well but fail spectacularly at the other. And most of the ones I've had that do both well either get burnt out by it or get stabbed in the back by one of their "colleagues".

you have valid point. Just because you know how to speak a foreign language, doesn't mean you can teach it. Just because you know a lot about an industry, doesn't mean you can manage the north east division of it etc. You need to know both. but i'd be more likely to heed the words of someone who had a lot of experience in the industry over some fresh college grad telling me about CRM and every other abbreviation they read out of their textbook.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772062)
How is a $110k coupe with a 400 bhp engine not a sports car?

lol and did you know the 600 bhp CL65 AMG has a curb weight of 4940 lb. WOW what a pig.

:iagree: I've felt that way about Merc for years. Bimmers, too. Overweight, so how do we sell it as sporty? Put a ridiculously powerful engine in there. Same philosophy as muscle cars had. But still... Muscle cars shouldn't cost 100k and arrive on all-season rubber.

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:33 AM

lol, the braking package on the $48k SLK300 Roadster:

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Dual-circuit power-assisted 4-wheel disc brakes. 11.8" ventilated front discs and 10.9" solid rear discs. Single-piston floating front and dual-piston fixed rear calipers
SOLID rear discs, and single piston floating front calipers? 10.9" rear brakes? A Camry has more braking power than this thing.

I seriously do not get the allure of Mercedes Benz. Their cars are crap for performance unless they wear an AMG badge. No wonder they need so many driver aids.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:33 AM

the fact of the matter is, people who buy muscle cars don't LOVE the part where they write the check. i feel like people who spend 100k plus on a sedan, on some level, like that part.

i can totally see dropping a fat wad on an M3 or m5(not that i would). but spending more than that on a 750li, i just dont get it.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772069)
you have valid point. Just because you know how to speak a foreign language, doesn't mean you can teach it. Just because you know a lot about an industry, doesn't mean you can manage the north east division of it etc. You need to know both. but i'd be more likely to heed the words of someone who had a lot of experience in the industry over some fresh college grad telling me about CRM and every other abbreviation they read out of their textbook.

The problem is that managers hire other managers. And if the fresh college grad can CRM and PPS and "other fancy buzzword acronym", while the technical guy who cares about his folks actually "gets it", the manager manager might be swayed by the buzzwords, and while technical manager spends all his time making things actually work, the buzzword whore spends most of his day figuring out how to screw the other managers at his level and cozy up to his/her own boss. You know the saying, "f*ck up - move up"

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772074)
:iagree: I've felt that way about Merc for years. Bimmers, too. Overweight, so how do we sell it as sporty? Put a ridiculously powerful engine in there. Same philosophy as muscle cars had. But still... Muscle cars shouldn't cost 100k and arrive on all-season rubber.

BMW believes in good handling, weight distribution, and douchebaggery though. What does MB tout?

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772079)
lol, the braking package on the $48k SLK300 Roadster:



SOLID rear discs, and single piston floating front calipers? 10.9" rear brakes? A Camry has more braking power than this thing.

I seriously do not get the allure of Mercedes Benz. Their cars are crap for performance unless they wear an AMG badge. No wonder they need so many driver aids.

did you see the top gear where they talk about some special edition mercedes, and how the engine has a plaque that says hand built by so and so. then Clarkson does the math based on how many people they have building engines (which was somehow a known figure) and how many of that car they produce, that 'so and so' was producing some impossibly large amount of engines per year.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772085)
BMW believes in good handling, weight distribution, and douchebaggery though. What does MB tout?

snobbery

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772090)
did you see the top gear where they talk about some special edition mercedes, and how the engine has a plaque that says hand built by so and so. then Clarkson does the math based on how many people they have building engines (which was somehow a known figure) and how many of that car they produce, that 'so and so' was producing some impossibly large amount of engines per year.

Yes lol.

And "hand built" to your average high-end MB owner doesn't mean anything. Said owner has probably never even changed their own oil before, yet alone knows d*ck about building an engine. They probably bolt the valve covers on by hand and call that "hand built." :ugh2:

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772094)
snobbery

And the C-class gives another choice to stereotypical 3-series-driving trophy wives. :tup:

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772098)
Yes lol.

And "hand built" to your average high-end MB owner doesn't mean anything. Said owner has probably never even changed their own oil before, yet alone knows d*ck about building an engine. They probably bolt the valve covers on by hand and call that "hand built." :ugh2:

Merc owners don't need to know much about cars. Their husbands are responsible for the vehicles.

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:39 AM

MB has always been a massive power company. Speed. Not necessarily handling but speed. Like I said, autobahn and 1/4 mile whores.

Ever seen a $100+k benz on slicks and skinnies... it's silllly.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772094)
snobbery

not to turn this into an AT/MT debate, but i think the fact that they do not offer a manual transmission on a single mercedes vehicle shows the kind of market they are catering to. porsche bmw and audi all offer manual gearboxes. mercedes doesn't. I'm not saying that people who get automatics are grandma's by ANY means, if thats what you want, then fine, but you don't see many grandmas driving a stick. and since thats who mercedes is trying to sell to, why offer it?

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772098)
Yes lol.

And "hand built" to your average high-end MB owner doesn't mean anything. Said owner has probably never even changed their own oil before, yet alone knows d*ck about building an engine. They probably bolt the valve covers on by hand and call that "hand built." :ugh2:

do you remember what episode it was? i wan't to find it!

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772104)
MB has always been a massive power company. Speed. Not necessarily handling but speed. Like I said, autobahn and 1/4 mile whores.

Ever seen a $100+k benz on slicks and skinnies... it's silllly.

Yes, but 4900+ lb curb weight is no good for acceleration :(

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772115)
do you remember what episode it was? i wan't to find it!

Was it the one about the CL AMG Black? Clarkson ended up buying one of those.

It may have been an earlier one.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772116)
Yes, but 4900+ lb curb weight is no good for acceleration :(

its all about power to weight ratio

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:44 AM

Haha well only old people buy CL's so it doesn't matter.

Our CLK500 weighs in right around 3500lbs which isn't bad for your average luxo coupe.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772112)
not to turn this into an AT/MT debate, but i think the fact that they do not offer a manual transmission on a single mercedes vehicle shows the kind of market they are catering to. porsche bmw and audi all offer manual gearboxes. mercedes doesn't. I'm not saying that people who get automatics are grandma's by ANY means, if thats what you want, then fine, but you don't see many grandmas driving a stick. and since thats who mercedes is trying to sell to, why offer it?

Merc offers MT on their vehicles. They are just really rare. There is currently an SLK at my local carmax with one.

http://img-04.carmax.com/Images/2/04...5-c953315e.jpg

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772120)
Was it the one about the CL AMG Black? Clarkson ended up buying one of those.

It may have been an earlier one.

The CLK63 AMG Black Series is AMAZING.

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772121)
its all about power to weight ratio

lol a 4900 lb boat with 500 hp has barely more power-to-weight than a 2600 lb Civic with a turbo. Sad.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772123)
Merc offers MT on their vehicles. They are just really rare. There is currently an SLK at my local carmax with one.

http://img-04.carmax.com/Images/2/04...5-c953315e.jpg

what year is that car?

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772126)
The CLK63 AMG Black Series is AMAZING.

What about the SL65 AMG Black. mmmmmm that thing is cool.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772129)
what year is that car?

'07, and they have '08 models as well.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772131)
'07

interesting. i've never seen a single live one.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 772133)
interesting. i've never seen a single live one.

Not surprising. Of the 833 Mercs on carmax right now, 10 of them are manuals.

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:49 AM

I think the SLK is the only one that has a manual these days. I know you could get a C series with a manual but I don't think you can anymore.

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772140)
I think the SLK is the only one that has a manual these days. I know you could get a C series with a manual but I don't think you can anymore.

this girl in my grade in HS got an sl500 as her first car. Then her family fell on hard times and they sold it. then the hard times ended 3 months later and they got her a new one. Drug Lord father much?

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:52 AM

I like Mercedes and I would buy some of their models, but I would ONLY own them during the warranty period.

There is a lot you can DIY, even many of the repairs, but if you ever have to replace a sensor the computer MUST be preprogrammed at an authorized Mercedes center with their STAR sytem or whatever it is... they charge you a **** ton.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772140)
I think the SLK is the only one that has a manual these days. I know you could get a C series with a manual but I don't think you can anymore.

:iagree: It's all SLK and C on carmax. But they have an '08 C with a manual.

Anyway, we're way off topic now. And my backless chaps are chaffing.

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772140)
I think the SLK is the only one that has a manual these days. I know you could get a C series with a manual but I don't think you can anymore.

Yep, SLK still comes with a manual. That must be expensive for MB to support just 1 model (SLK300).

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772149)
I like Mercedes and I would buy some of their models, but I would ONLY own them during the warranty period.

There is a lot you can DIY, even many of the repairs, but if you ever have to replace a sensor the computer MUST be preprogrammed at an authorized Mercedes center with their STAR sytem or whatever it is... they charge you a **** ton.

:iagree: but you can say this about all German models. BMW, Audi, Porsche... I will never own one through warranty. wayyyyyyy too expensive to maintain. If I lived in Europe, that would be a different story.

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 772154)
Yep, SLK still comes with a manual. That must be expensive for MB to support just 1 model (SLK300).

:iagree: But it's probably a fairly modular design. I forget who they share a lot of these platforms with.

shadoquad 10-19-2010 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 772160)
:iagree: But it's probably a fairly modular design. I forget who they share a lot of these platforms with.

Used to be Chrysler. A Crossfire is still a fantastic way to afford an obsolete SLK. lol All they did was take all of the quality out of the interior. :bowrofl:

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772155)
:iagree: but you can say this about all German models. BMW, Audi, Porsche... I will never own one through warranty. wayyyyyyy too expensive to maintain. If I lived in Europe, that would be a different story.

We had an issue on the 500 where the crank position sensor went out. I ordered a new one and installed it (PITA) but we were still having problems.

Anyways, ended up needing a different model # on the CPS and a reprogram so to the dealer it went. They charged $100 for the CPS and something like $550 for labor and the reprogram.

On any other car it would have been a $50-100 DIY fix.

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772165)
Used to be Chrysler. A Crossfire is still a fantastic way to afford an obsolete SLK. lol All they did was take all of the quality out of the interior. :bowrofl:

:icon18:

I hate Mercedes ergonomics BTW. It's just random where those germans put things. :icon18:

Jeffblue 10-19-2010 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772165)
Used to be Chrysler. A Crossfire is still a fantastic way to afford an obsolete SLK. lol All they did was take all of the quality out of the interior. :bowrofl:

didn't jeremy clarkson call the crossfire one of the worst cars he had ever driven?

shadoquad 10-19-2010 12:01 PM

back on topic, though, Honda...

I loathe their advertising.

I want to know why they and Toyota no longer make real performance vehicles. I'm sure it's their market strategy, and it probably works. But those badges used to inspire lust (s2k, nsx, supra, mr2). They now inspire :yawn:

WarmAndSCSI 10-19-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 772181)
back on topic, though, Honda...

I loathe their advertising.

I want to know why they and Toyota no longer make real performance vehicles. I'm sure it's their market strategy, and it probably works. But those badges used to inspire lust (s2k, nsx, supra, mr2). They now inspire :yawn:

No, no, no but Honda has the CR-Z now. It's a true SPORTS car :icon14: :icon14: :icon14:

m4a1mustang 10-19-2010 12:02 PM

It's much cheaper to build boring cars that people who don't give a **** about performance buy. They make more money that way.


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