^The Six Million Dollar Man!!!! :eek:

You may like Oshvegas but let me tell you that living here SUCKS.
The local government is *** backwards, Example: instead of fixing the streets they want to put in 12 round abouts to make it look nice. Once out of the round abouts you could loose a tire because the potholes are so big.
Rant over!

Here's one from St. Patty's Day (2008). Me pretending to be Irish. :)

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...AyMDcuanBn.jpg

What do you mean Pretend, Ray! I thought you WERE Irish!

I guess I'm pretty dark skinned for an Irishman. :icon17:

Sure, I believe you in that Osh may be a nice place to be from, so to speak. I'm not into agriculture at all, so I doubt I'd relate to many of the folks around. Also, the winters would kill me. And roundabouts? In Texas, the towns are all about getting rid of those for safety's sake (plus it gets state highway fund money into the town.)

Never heard "Oshvegas" before. The comparison didn't occur to me when I was at SEMA last year, either.

Oshvegas is just a lame nickname locals give it.

Here's a pic of me.

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...brightened.jpg

^ It almost looks 3D.

At my brothers wedding...

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...305592_897.jpg

At a work party, me on the left (no I am not gay)

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/e...006094_475.jpg

You should have posted the pic with blonde hair...lol

^Semtex just looks like a friendly guy.

lol...a friendly guy with a huge gun collection. :rofl2:

^oh yeah.

Edit: A friendly guy you don't want to piss off. :D

^^ LOL..you guys are too funny. Actually, I've been told that I have an intimidating presence. Not sure why. That's certainly not what I'm going for. But it does explain why I've always had such rotten luck with meeting women. :rolleyes:

Re. the pic with the blonde hair. I got bored one day and found an online virtual wig simulator. Thought it'd be amusing to see what I might look like with different hairstyles.

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-12343PM.jpghttp://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-12628PM.jpg
http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-12746PM.jpghttp://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-13011PM.jpg
http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-13049PM.jpghttp://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-13339PM.jpg
http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-13447PM.jpghttp://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...09-14759PM.jpg

And in case you're wondering, yes -- when I'm bored I tend to do strange things. Like one of my ongoing projects right now is to rice out my riding lawn mower. I'll have to post the results when I'm done.