meh, I wanted to join the marines, but my now wife/then GF's father(who was a marine recruiter(retired)) convinced me to join the AF... which was probably a good idea, cuz i would probably be dead... lol

but then her and I split up because we wern't ready for marriage... I whored it up, she did her thing, 7 years later, she came home to daddy :)..

but anyway... yea, guns and killing OHRAH!

:icon18: :facepalm:

don't hate... I hate to say it, but all them bitchs I ******.. I always looked for "her" in them...
we both did our fair share of whoring an going wild.. and in the end, we are meant to be...
and she is not really a mushy type of chick, so we she says something sweet, its legit... and once in awhile i am floored and I feel it.. ya know...


yea, im a sappy ****.. lol but i love my wife.. doesn't hurt that she is hot lol

LoL Noooooo no way! :rofl2:

well, I think she is... LOL

you saw her and her pussy... LOL

you should add me on FB... no homo

LoL Yeah while you were in Djibouti, I was in 'Djibouti' as well...


Wait... :ohsnap1: I wasn't supposed to tell you that!! :wtf2:


:bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

fb.com/forum tag

oh snaps!!:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2: :roflpuke2:

man, i have to poop

Bout the only way the browns will ever make it to the superbowl...

added you, and back after I drop the kids at the pool

:tup:

and im back

so I have been doing the OG requirements when possible!!
just so you know\
but how does one become elite!!!!

10k posts.

well **** my life..

I have a long way to go

:icon18: :bowrofl:

Well I've got 2 years on you, and got to 25k ... So if you use my basic math we can see that:

25k/2 years = 12.5k/year

12.5k/year = 1041/month

1041/month = 35/day (For a 30 day average/month)

35/day = 1.5/hour


So you only need to make 1 and a half posts per hour. :tup:

damn son... I wonder, what im at now...
and back in the day, i used to be quite the whore.. but I don't wanna invade on yalls clique and shizz.. you know, since i'm the new guy.. i try an be sorta respecful

Just follow the OG Initiation Guidebook, and you should be good. :tup:

werd... lol it's funny tho, yall have these convos, and im like.. i can't just jump in, ill look like a ****.. lool

Thats the point of being the new guy lol I had to do the same thing when I first joined.

holy ****, i need to step up the whore game, im only at 2.52 posts per day.. wtf...

oh and I haz a friend now!! yay!! the dune cat>.... LOL

Step your game up! PSP! :rofl2:

dude, I have a launch day psp... and it's been through all my deployments, i love that thing

and I take an ownage

whore

im just going to post a bunch

i want to be LEET

That is something thats kind of frowned upon... Not really cool to see a whole thread of one person just posting nonsense lol. Try to roam around and read some of the other thousands of threads. They will keep you busy lol

mad leet hax yo!

I would just type tons of short stories... lol

Then make a separate thread for that so as not to over-clutter this one. :tup:

I posted some interesting threads, about the human penis, and some space stuff

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/anima...s/322933_o.gif

^first post

:superghey: ....... :p

you just wish you had woman pleasing spines on your wanker

that I do.

go go gadget penor!