The 370z Useless Thread II

sexZness · 08-28-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers

God ask Adam why he was so down. And Adam said that he was lonely and needed a companion that could be his equal.

God said he could do this but it would cost Adam an arm and a leg.

Adam thought for awhile then asked God "what do I get for a rib?"

so wrong

Lemers · 08-28-2011, 04:11 PM

Isamu · 08-28-2011, 04:18 PM

religious humor is out of line, and not acceptable...

keep em coming

b1adesofcha0s · 08-28-2011, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu

religious humor is out of line, and not acceptable...

keep em coming

Isamu · 08-28-2011, 05:14 PM

oh fo sho!

FL 4Motion · 08-28-2011, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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keep em coming y'all, these are funny.

Lemers · 08-28-2011, 07:44 PM

So God asked Adam "how was your first night if Eve?

Adam replies "it was my best night ever, she in the river washing off"

God says "oh sh!t I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

HKYStormFront · 08-28-2011, 10:57 PM

photoshoot went awesome today! stay tuned!

599 GTO is hands down the most exciting car i've ever driven! OMGZ!

Lemers · 08-28-2011, 11:03 PM

You're so lucky

370zproject · 08-28-2011, 11:43 PM

jnefrvijoe23222222222222222

XwChriswX · 08-28-2011, 11:44 PM

You back from the field yet Lemers?

Lemers · 08-29-2011, 12:26 AM

Yes and we are getting ready to go back in sep - oct

XwChriswX · 08-29-2011, 12:27 AM

Field Ex again or a deployment?

370zproject · 08-29-2011, 12:27 AM

gah usefull info

Lemers · 08-29-2011, 12:31 AM

Field Ex. We go for about 6 weeks at a time.

08-28-2011, 04:11 PM	#9602 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	__________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-28-2011, 07:44 PM	#9607 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	So God asked Adam "how was your first night if Eve? Adam replies "it was my best night ever, she in the river washing off" God says "oh sh!t I'll never get the smell out of the fish!" __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-28-2011, 10:57 PM	#9608 (permalink)
HKYStormFront A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Greer, SC Posts: 14,954 Drives: 06 Frontier SE 6spd Rep Power: 52	photoshoot went awesome today! stay tuned! 599 GTO is hands down the most exciting car i've ever driven! OMGZ! __________________ Patrick // 06 Frontier 6spd Nismosis // Mods: Uprev Tuned @ Z1 Motorsports: 257whp & 292 ft lbs 09 Pontiac G8 GXP // M6 // Sunroof // Tint... For now

08-28-2011, 11:03 PM	#9609 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	You're so lucky __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-28-2011, 11:43 PM	#9610 (permalink)
370zproject A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Memphis Age: 34 Posts: 16,104 Drives: 09 A/T 370z blue Rep Power: 52	jnefrvijoe23222222222222222 __________________ Brake Upgrade Package ate blue, hawk hp ceramic pads, and slotted rotors

08-28-2011, 11:44 PM	#9611 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 451	You back from the field yet Lemers? __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

08-29-2011, 12:26 AM	#9612 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	Yes and we are getting ready to go back in sep - oct __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-29-2011, 12:27 AM	#9613 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 451	Field Ex again or a deployment? __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

08-29-2011, 12:27 AM	#9614 (permalink)
370zproject A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Memphis Age: 34 Posts: 16,104 Drives: 09 A/T 370z blue Rep Power: 52	gah usefull info __________________ Brake Upgrade Package ate blue, hawk hp ceramic pads, and slotted rotors

08-29-2011, 12:31 AM	#9615 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	Field Ex. We go for about 6 weeks at a time. __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

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