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KaienZ34 03-07-2011 09:25 AM

I'm lost and i've gone to find myself. If i should happen to return before i get back please ask me to wait for myself. Thanks.

ClemsonWill 03-07-2011 10:44 AM

don't worry. Yourself will eventually catch up to you.

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 11:12 AM

Thanks, i was beginning to get worried.

HKYStormFront 03-07-2011 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 973525)
Best thread ever!

agree :tup:

shadoquad 03-07-2011 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 973851)
agree :tup:

Your agreeing is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, or a screen door on a submarine.:tup:

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 01:03 PM

Screen door sub

HKYStormFront 03-07-2011 01:05 PM

i suggested that one time to a friend of mine in the navy... the idea sunk pretty quick he said

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 973867)
i suggested that one time to a friend of mine in the navy... the idea sunk pretty quick he said

:icon18::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

98intrigue 03-07-2011 01:22 PM

Let's make this last forever

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 01:24 PM

just like man love

98intrigue 03-07-2011 01:35 PM

I have a man date tonight

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 02:01 PM

I have toe cheese. Want some ?

98intrigue 03-07-2011 02:08 PM

Do you have any crackers to go with it?

WestCo Scott 03-07-2011 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 98intrigue (Post 973944)
I have a man date tonight

Are you excited? Where are you going? Is he good looking? What are you gonna wear zomgggggg

ClemsonWill 03-07-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 98intrigue (Post 973944)
I have a man date tonight

We are so excited for you!

WestCo Scott 03-07-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 974014)
We are so excited for you!

zoo my gawwdddd zooo mai gawddd :excited:

shadoquad 03-07-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestCo Scott (Post 974008)
Are you excited? Where are you going? Is he good looking? What are you gonna wear zomgggggg

:bowrofl:

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 98intrigue (Post 974003)
Do you have any crackers to go with it?


Captain's Wafers=WIN

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 02:54 PM

Wow this page is completely useless...

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 02:56 PM

Say What......

ClemsonWill 03-07-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974038)
Captain's Wafers=WIN


I completely agree. I could eat a whole box in one sitting.

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974038)
Captain's Wafers=WIN

Saltines dominates all. End.

shadoquad 03-07-2011 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 974085)
Saltines dominates all. End.

Saltines are tough to beat. Very versatile.

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 04:25 PM

I like to crush them up in some milk.

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974257)
I like to crush them up in some milk.

I'll either dip whole crackers in or crush them up and put them in Chicken Noodle Soup ftw if I'm ever sick. :tup:

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 04:30 PM

I'm eaten chicken mini noodle soup right now.

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974268)
I'm eaten chicken mini noodle soup right now.

It's useless if you're not sick...

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Continue eating it then. :tup:

shadoquad 03-07-2011 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 974271)
It's useless if you're not sick...

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Continue eating it then. :tup:

lol because you cannot enjoy chicken noodle soup unless your taste buds are fried from phlegm.

:bowrofl:

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 974272)
lol because you cannot enjoy chicken noodle soup unless your taste buds are fried from phlegm. Or any other man-made caustic substances... not that I would know anything about that. :ugh2:

:bowrofl:



Shado.... :wtf2:

shadoquad 03-07-2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 974278)
Shado.... :wtf2:

Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

XwChriswX 03-07-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 974287)
Well, what? I definitely wouldn't know about that.

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 04:55 PM

Soup all gone.

Isamu 03-07-2011 05:08 PM

mmm roast beef

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 05:18 PM

First day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "Do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" Instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "You wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....:owned:

Isamu 03-07-2011 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaienz34 (Post 974347)
first day at work, my first real job out of high school i was still 17. Bossman asks me "do you know the diffence between oral sex and a roast beef sandwich?" instantly my mind races through sarcastic remarks, but first day and all i said no. He start laughing his azz off and says "you wana go to lunch today ? I'm buying".....:owned:

lmao

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 06:59 PM

:tiphat:

Isamu 03-07-2011 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 974496)
:tiphat:

I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...


now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 974599)
I remember when I 1st got to my first duty station, and they told me I had an appointment with Colonel Lingus... and I retorted with, "haha, that's like cunilingus".. but who was I to question a TSgt... they were all bummed I picked up on it tho...


now as time passed and newer, and a little slower troops rolled in.. the humor only grew...
Like making them wear rubber gloves, and goggles and a acid resistant apron to shred paper.. lol


Better safe than sorry.:roflpuke2::bowrofl::tup:

SmoothZ 03-07-2011 07:53 PM

*electric slides into thread*

KaienZ34 03-07-2011 07:55 PM

Whatup dune cat?


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