:icon18: so wrong

:)

religious humor is out of line, and not acceptable...


keep em coming

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oh fo sho!

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keep em coming y'all, these are funny.

So God asked Adam "how was your first night if Eve?

Adam replies "it was my best night ever, she in the river washing off"

God says "oh sh!t I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

photoshoot went awesome today! stay tuned!

599 GTO is hands down the most exciting car i've ever driven! OMGZ!:driving:

You're so lucky

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You back from the field yet Lemers?

Yes and we are getting ready to go back in sep - oct

Field Ex again or a deployment?

gah usefull info

Field Ex. We go for about 6 weeks at a time.

When is your next rotation to the front?

:wtf2:

:hello:

Im going in nov-dec :tup:

:hello:

*yawn* morning pplz

Morning. How's life

life is great :tup:

whats up!

That must be nice. I'm driving from Toronto to Ottawa and coming down from 50 days of straight drinking. It was a good binge, but the withdrawal sucks.

i know im late to the party but:

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican because they have requested an audience with the Pope. They are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting... "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Dopey should've taken it easy on that mescalin

for all your photochop needs... pm ME!

this is a useless post brought to you by... Isamu

My friend, without you, this thread would actually be useful

Fail! That is a super useful post :p

no way, my chops are a waste of bandwidth, ergo, useless :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

I asked isamu to PS me some n00ds... All I got in return was a bunch of stains

Not all of them. Some of them are useful, like the ones in the PS request thread. The ones of your designs are good too.

lol uselessness triumphs

I just love how much nothing we got in here

Definitely awesome! Definitely beats all the usefulness around the rest of the forum.

Except the OG Conf room, nothing can beat that :p

not even isahoe lol

Who would want to beat s wrinkled stub anyways?

OffT: test pipes or y pipe: which would yall pick? need opinions!! lol