Classic trap question.

Diplomatic Answer: Your azz is just right. The jeans are cut awkwardly.
Wrong answer 1: They do a bit... (this means her azz looks big)
Wrong answer 2: No, they don't... (this means her azz is usually big, the jeans do nothing)

Truth: Your azz makes the jeans look big. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

So which answer are you going with for this situation? :icon17:

i'm not the one talking about her azz... i just waved hello :hello:

Shado answer: your *** makes my jeans look big.

:icon18::icon18::icon18: This is the correct answer. :icon18::icon18::icon18:

fixed :tup:

Lol I don't have much of an azz anyway so I was going for big :tup:

Dayum!!!! Something to rival the legendary Shadonkadonk? :icon17:

I was bored so....



I'm like a wrecking ball swung around by mr fantastic, got plastered and blasted through all ya comical bastards/
Took my face off and masked it, then rinsed it off with battery acid, I got this mastery mastered, I'm caustic like toxic gases/
And you just shouldnt have asked it, cuz I'm more explosive than plastic, burning literal masses like I'm teaching physical classes/
Punched a kid in his glasses, passed shrapnel behind his lashes, dragged him across the pavement and left him with massive rashes/

:hello:

Ohaithurr

Herrrohhh

my butt makes your butt look gay lol

so.......... earthquakes are cool

and so is your tuck

Earthquake! :ugh2:

No they're not... I grew up by the coast and that **** isn't fun...

We just had one in VA.

Omg were all gonna die!

Yah I saw it when you posted it :/ It gives you such a crippling feeling that you can't move

Not 2012 yet :p

But it's getting close... :crying:

We need to invent a machine to slow down time and stop it before we reach December 2012.

maybe if we build a quad-turbo we can turn a gtr into a time machine!

We can take the quad turbo from a Veyron?

A car mechanic

Better Idea. Let's get 4 Veyrons and combine them into one Super Veyron Transformer. :roflpuke2:

Meh, you guys go waste precious time on your 2012 survival plan. I'm not afraid of dying

:iagree:
im more concerned about the zombie apocalypse

I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't like the process of it :rofl2: I don't really get along with suffering..

Its ok. I'm a zombie. I <3 getting brains

I don't believe anything is going to happen in 2012, I just like joking about it :icon17:

:iagree: suffering sucks

makes sense youd rather eat brains than get head
:icon17:

Lmfao

Sense* ;)

Zombies are a myth that the robot overloads and alien invaders are creating to keep us from preparing to fight them for our survival.

fixed, check the reason

Reasoning is for smart people. This is the useless thread