Jerry

"He's a very sweet boy and only falls in love with one girl....

But he can go all night with that girl. ;) he's great in bed and knows how to have sex. he has a nice penis and a good ***. All the girls want to have sex with him.
i want to get in Jerry's pants

Jerry and Samantha have sex every night

Nina wants to get in bed with Jerry"

I love my name lol

:roflpuke2:

Feel free to add some thumbs up. :D

Lug 373 up, 178 down
buy lug mugs, tshirts and magnetsa member of the HCBF who is the epitome of suck. Lug=suck suck=Lug
Lug's bass playing is not unbad. - Funkee1 /You're the only bassist I know whose roadie has to manage a SaniCan as well as a bass rig. - The Lurker / Lug not only sucks, but he sucks with such total and utter power that even black holes can do little but stare in amazement. - Thrash Jazz / Everytime I click on lug's MP3s I wanna jam a turkey baster in my ear and suck out my brains - mikgag / dear god, the last 30 seconds of that... lets just say i thought mikgag was kidding about the turkey baster... oddity_UK / That's amazing. No matter how many times I hear Lug play, it still causes that little bit of vomit to work its way up my throat, and it won't go back down. I spit it out and half expect it to wiggle its way south towards Texas - Craigv / many were making fun of Lug....so I asked for a sample of his work, got an MP3 and played it..I am still trying to get rid of the locusts that suddenly appeared raining in my home, the boils on my skin and bleeding from my rectum has almost healed. Though my entire family is completely blind now, those that did not commit suicide are doing better...though the dreams never stop. William Hung??.........forget it. Lug has no equal. - kmrumedy / If you establish a new religion for the masses called Suckiness you will be their Messiah and that .MP3 shall be their bible. Your powerful Suck never was more justified - Tivorosky / There are no words in any language, living or dead, that can even begin to describe this. - Mudbass upon stumbling across my nastier MP3's / The King of Suck has Überpowers that even a moderator can't beat. -JazzAd, Mod / Lug's tone is so unique you can smell it - bigbottomline ... i use his mp3's everytime i need to unclog the sink... most power suck around!..megadan / the total lack of taste and just about anything interesting makes your song so powerfully terrible that it truly deserves to be on a porn movie starring Mrs Packman at age 95 - evilnightrime / I remember once in my maths class we were doing logarithms, except the lecturer's writing was dodgy and it looked like lugarithms. I laughed inwardly but deep down I knew that such a thing was a contradiction in terms - FreestyleIntruder / Lug, even your signature sucks. - Banta / It feels dirty, like listening to lug mp3's...Incubitabus / Lugishness: The act of wishing to be the most unworthy of praise, to want to be the worst at something, to drain the life out of whatever activity one attempts, to suck. - ModmanQ6 / Hunt for popcorn (a well known Lug MP3) moved my bowels quicker that a 4 quart enema and a spanking from a 200 pound midget. - Koz / I think lug managed to impliment the black plague in his MP3. As soon as I turned it on, I started getting black tumors all over my groin & neck and knew the end was near... The Ox / Lug is the only person capable of offending an entire genre of music with a single note. - NineMinuteNap / Lug is the only person who can turn a SansAmp into a SansTalent. - Takeout / Had Pharaoh *still* refused to let the Israelites go, God would've unleashed Lug's playing as the 11th and no doubt final plague. - Emprov / I feel I need to clarify. Trust me, EVERYTHING is worng with lug's playing. He is the King Of Suck. The briefest of exposures to his MP3s has been known to turn animals off their feed, cause grown men to weep like new-borns, is suspected to have effected the mortality rates of the armadillo, and has left mikgag with a turkey baster permanently lodged in his brain. Heed the warning, do NOT listen to lug's playing...You have been warned. - Basshunter / Oh don't worry, I'm not going to listen to them, I'm going to hold up a bank with them. Some threats are worse than death. - freestyleintruder after downloading Lug MP3's / I just clicked one of those MP3s and my intestines fell out. - milkgag / Lug sucks more then Paris Hilton. - mxpxfan / I listened to the lug mp3. One of my ears tried to leap free of my head - BigBigPeaches / some whinny crap about not being in Lug's signature - basshunter / Oh dear God! The only way I could get the sound of this MP3 out of my head was to fill the blender with rocks and hit frappe. - mudbass ***some whiney crap about being in Lug's sig**** - Bonoman / Its so bad that its on a level far beyond porn funk. - Super_Donut_man

WTF to def #2

Def A:
In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.

Def B:
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.

hahaha awesome

Thanks to whoever added the definition :tup:

HAHAHAHA :rofl2: You guys just got "MIKED"

Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick ****.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

landon


Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ..?



Landon

the coolest person has this name. he is usually handsome, athletic, artistic, fresh, dope, musical, cool, but a nerd, and different all at the same time.
"That guys name is Landon, He is awesomely DOPE!"

"Landon is the coolest guy I know!"

"His name is Landon?" "Well, I know hes the man!"

Darnell

Their definition is horrible because it's somewhat true lol. I am black but I do dress very well. I guess all I can do is laugh.

I did one for 370z and this is what I got for the first definition: :rofl2: at the commentary!

The new member of the Z family. it has a way better trim than the 350Z with a dohc V6 3.7 332 HP at 7000 .
Dude is that a GT-R?
no dude thats a 370Z

OR

1: Dude I want that body kit for my 350Z..
2: Hey *** thats a 370Z
1: I didnt know!

Tammy

A sweet girl-next-door type. A girl who would be your best friend. And if you're lucky she'll fall in love with you too. Think of Debbie Reynolds in the "Tammy and the Bachelor" movies.

My fav (the knocking you on your *** part)

A sexy curvy girl next door type that will leave you breathless and steal your heart. You will never find another girl like a Tammy. Often refered to as "the one". She Loves to laugh and play but dont be fooled by her smile...She has a low tolerance for stupidity and immaturity and will knock you on your *** if you run up on her.

The last ones funny! I'm in college to BE a nurse. LOL!

Tammy
She's the hottest chick in Kentucky, She definitely is into dating nurses and hittin on the weed.
Tammy loves to get boned by the Nurse. I can't wait til she hit's College Dr. for their reunion

LOL so #7 was one of my college friends... she might have been a little drunk when writing that