There’s a lot of babes here to... mid Florida

Madwi can find a rich widower :icon17:

Well at least they're on private property I guess. One of my neighbors said someone was shooting bottle rockets into oncoming traffic from the shoulder on Parmer the other night :icon14:

Very nice! :tup:

I've encountered some pretty big water moccasins too close for comfort on the course I played today. But not in this weather lol. Most of the other courses around here have pretty tame wildlife.

Everyone have a wonderful Saturday. I'm heading over to my sister's to drop off the delayed Christmas presents for my niece :tup:

Now we are talkin'

That's where my ex moved so be careful :wtf2:

Happy Saturday! It is a very late early morning for me. Been up since about 2:30 as I drove the wife to the airport for an early morning flight to Disney World. Today is the same as yesterday except it is supposed to windy as all get out. Be well and stay safe and sanitary.

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So you took advantage of the after Christmas clearance sales I see... Nice!

Umm... no. The problem was I ordered through Amazon. That was on Dec 9th and it didn't arrived by Christmas :ugh2: So I said F U Amazon and canceled my order and got something else for her. At age 3 she doesn't care; a present is a present regardless of the date lol

Windy, cold, cloudy day. Did I mention it was cold.

trade ya temps.

31 currently

If you're going to Spoiler's part of town, take a tube of poligrip. Those widows can do some wild stuff when they pull their dentures out but they don't look real good until they glue them back in. I've heard. :tiphat:

At this point I think I'm holding out for a sugar momma who wants an open relationship :)

Well sure...yeah.... but kinda different vs South Beach. :rofl2:

Aint nothing new for me. We had an all expense paid time while remodeling a condo in Sun city Az. Everyone loved the work so they hired us to do stuff for them too. We had planned on being there 4 days but ended up staying 3 weeks lol. I dont believe there are any more pictures floating around of some wild Friday nights. Empty Cabo and JW blue bottles laying around in the mornings.
8 am like clock work the golf carts would start coming around offering hair of the dog beers. We were hung over almost every day trying to hang garage doors and praying the power tools werent going to be needed before noon.

Oh man, you guy's just recovered from the covids and she's getting on a plane :eek:

Your luck, you'll find one that wants threesomes, but with other guys :rofl2:

Where's EW to tell me to watch more YouTube videos before I replace a brake light bulb in Susan's Versa? Oh wait... I already did it.

Probably sound advice. You certainly don't want to install that bulb backwards. :tup:

LOL, Why not she has been symptom free for all this past week and it has been 15 days since we had first symptoms. We have doctors in our family as well friends that are doctors or nurse practitioners and they all said she was good to go. Disney is probably one of the safest places to be at 35% capacity.

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Isn’t she a Slinger?

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****, we still have unopened Christmas present for my four year old. He never got around to opening them, so we threw them in the closet and will pull one at a time out as we need things to entertain him.

be strong duude... parents said it was 14 degrees this morning...:eek::eek::eek:

Hell NO!!!!!!

It's funny. You go the airport and they makes you socially distance while waiting in line to board and then you get on a plane and sit in a crowded airplane for a few hours :icon14:

It is hard to apply logic to a lot of things regarding some COVID protocols.

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Agreed. I live in a state that has proved your point. :tup:

“Gum job”

Your neighbor? :ughdance:

:hello:

Been busy day. Unwinterized the motor home. It's going to Texas tomorrow for 2 weeks. :tup:

The governor opened up restaurants last Monday to 50% capacity. So wifey wanted to go out and eat. We're sitting in the Jeep waiting to get a text that our table is ready.

The sun popped out today. :tup: It got up to 44F. :tup: I was out working with just a sweatshirt on. :tup:

Mistress. :icon14:

Someone got a hard-on for you and Betty. They must be lusting after you two, and having wet dreams.

Neighbor’s sister-in-law. She’s originally from South Carolina. She likes to watch old Westerns on the tube

You are supposed to wear pants if you are outdoors Dad.

I think we’ve spoken about this before....:shakes head:

Just dropped PPG an email about upgrading our transmissions. I may get crickets or I may not.

My turn in the barrel? :ugh:

I'm surprised Shep hasn't gotten into our platform, how are their builds?