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Spooler 02-05-2021 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

madwi 02-05-2021 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984731)
Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....
Every single person had the thought to rip a, hopefully, silent one during the meeting. Everyone but Mike cause Mike is a **** and no longer works with us.

johnxxx 02-05-2021 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3984720)
You made FI Instagram page
Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports ! :happydance:

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:

Leingod 02-05-2021 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984737)
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

johnxxx 02-05-2021 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3984739)
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.
:icon18: How does one even know this? lol :icon18:

Rusty 02-05-2021 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
You should have worked at some of the places I have worked at. :eek: Just about anything went. :rofl2: Especially after a meeting with HR. :rofl2: If you are going to blame me for something that I didn't do. I'm doing it right in front of you. That was our moto. Kim from HR, it was all she could do to keep from pissing herself at times. :rofl2:

Rusty 02-05-2021 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984740)
:icon18: I've must of missed the memo on these important life lessons :icon18:
When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.

madwi 02-05-2021 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3984742)
When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.
Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.

jwick 02-05-2021 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984737)
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:

Nope. Prairie dogging is completely different.

jwick 02-05-2021 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984740)
:icon18: How does one even know this? lol :icon18:

Never seen Lampoons Vegas Vacation?

redondoaveb 02-05-2021 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984736)
Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports ! :happydance:
Congrats. I saw that and wondered if it was someone one here

redondoaveb 02-05-2021 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984743)
Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.
I thought that was called "growing a tail" :tup:

JLarson 02-05-2021 12:31 PM
Remember that farts are the screams of trapped and dying poop!

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3984739)
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.
Okay... so 'carpet bomb' is like 'cropdusting'.... Got it....:inoutroflpuke:

Reason I thought it was the same as 'prairie dogging' is that in a cube farm, people pop up out of their cubes like prairie dogs...... :rofl2::rofl2:


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