The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVII

Rusty · 08-12-2020, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Mine just stabbed me in the thigh with a steak knife when she was 12 because I wouldn't move off the couch when taking a nap.

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

redondoaveb · 08-12-2020, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing.

Rusty · 08-12-2020, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing.

Oh.............she could really pick them.

The one Bf, I pushed down a flight of steps.

I was 14 at the time. It was self defense.

Zoren 370 · 08-12-2020, 10:08 PM

Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?

BettyZ · 08-12-2020, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?

You are a dumb azz.

Zoren 370 · 08-13-2020, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

You are a dumb azz.

Hey what did I say??...all i meant they are both creative in getting back at their Man! Just like Zingston has said great imagination.

But wait are you saying Mrs Betty is scared of snip snip? Isn't it...you surgically lost yours years back?

I know it must be a traumatic experience.

Zingston · 08-13-2020, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Hey what did I say??...all i meant they are both creative in getting back at their Man! Just like Zingston has said great imagination.

But wait are you saying Mrs Betty is scared of snip snip? Isn't it...you surgically lost yours years back?

I know it must be a traumatic experience.

Yeah, just like I said.

Rusty · 08-13-2020, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?

Yea........she found God. They're taking a dirt nap together. She has been dead for a while.

Rusty · 08-13-2020, 12:34 AM

Reps from some one who cares.

Zoren 370 · 08-13-2020, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yea........she found God. They're taking a dirt nap together. She has been dead for a while.

Oh Im sorry to hear that.... At least she found peace and aways from this craziness pandemic and all the riots...

God-Speed · 08-13-2020, 04:21 AM

Good Thursday Morning All. 107* for the high today and that's not including the heat index with 0% chance of rain.

Not much else except the same old same old. Have a good one guys and stay Cool. Stay Safe, Stay Positive and Keep Washing Those Hands!!

madwi · 08-12-2020, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

I dated a dancer for a while. She and the other two girls had a run in with a guy who didnt want to pay the full price and smacked one of the girls. By the time security made it from the car into the house they had the guy tied up and had superglued his kok to his stomach.

They left the guy there tied up after cleaning out his wallet for the full amount.

Ghostvette · 08-13-2020, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners.

My sister was 6ft tall.

Sounds like Gunpowder & Lead was written about her.... shoulda used a shotgun on the azz....

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