He got hit by a bacon truck

Mom was driving it..... :shakes head:

Hence, whenever I eat a couple pounds of bacon, I kinda think of him.

And Mom too of course...

Yup, the Spoilers life ain't been easy... :ugh2:

Come to think of it, all of you should treat me with a bit more respect....

I mean, heck... I don't have any stickers on my car... or nothing...

And its been said that the wife and I are just plain ‘ole good people....

(Uh, well mostly me as shes a bit sketchy at tines... :ugh2:)

Uh...

Er...

But lets not make this about me...

Where are all you falkers?

I know JC must be up and making coffee

Zoren is probably scanning porn sites, yelling “skin folk, skin folk”.... like he sorta learned from EW

Madwi is probably out there lurking in the dark.... watching....

BettyZ is probably asleep, but dreaming up new tags... :rofl2: