I am a big fan of these rapidly-evolving tags

You could always clean them. I've done it twice. :tiphat:

I look at them at least 4 times a day to see what's new. :rofl2:

Seibon hiring grade zkewl dropouts during 'Rona. Direct from email:

Ask them to try shifting the hood over more towards the passenger side to even out the spacing on both sides.
Then provide pictures showing the gap on BOTH sides to compare.

ALSO MAKE SUR THE HOOD IS LATCHED SHUT then take a zoomed picture looking down at the hood centered showing the Entire hood fitment as a whole. REMOVE the fender scratch guards for the pictures.

Whoever mentioned earlier about EW being in the tags in every thread, they weren't lying! I went to about 5 different random threads and EW is tagged in each of them :rofl2:

You're a licensed attorney. Put it to good use :stirthepot:

BTW, what is your specialty area?

Everyone leaves because of all the ":gtfo2:" he's given. I warned him to limit distribution of such icons

Look for quicksilver in the tags. :rofl2: It's the same 2 tags everywhere. :icon14:

What happened to the supposed changed/evolved EW?

And he's back :stirthepot:

It's seriously like in every thread. Even somewhat older threads :rofl2:

So I know about "happy wife = happy life", but here's also another trick I learned early on:

Ask for forgiveness, not permission. But, be prepared to get an earful of nagging, maybe a few punches depending on the severity, and possibly no "fun time" for a few days, maybe a few weeks.

I've always wanted a Shiba Inu and for about 5 years, I kept asking and asking, but got the usual "after this or after that". One day, I found the perfect puppy and brought him home. I got in so much trouble with the wifey, but she couldn't resist the puppy. I still had to sleep on the couch, while he got to sleep on the bed. And now, I am in the market for a female Shiba Inu :ugh2:

No, he just has to be really careful. Last time, he got dust all over the house and got in trouble.

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, when will we ever learn? When the wifey says she wants X, Y, and Z, she really means she wants the whole alphabet. If she asks for an inch, be prepared to give her a foot. Okay, the last sentence totally doesn't sound right.

First wifey. I told myself that when I make top rate at the power plant. That I would get a new truck. She told me that I had to wait a year or two. So wifey wanted a new Grand Cherokee. We go shopping around and find what she wants. Sitting in the salesman's office. Doing the paperwork. I was looking at a sales brochure that had a PowerWagon on the front. They just finished up with her paperwork. She's ready to drive her new Jeep home. "I said not so fast. It's my turn. You got new Jeep. I get new truck". So I ordered my PowerWagon right then. Boy, was she pissed, but couldn't do a thing about it. She knew that I wasn't happy about her buying a new vehicle at that time. Her old Jeep was 4 years old. My old truck was 10 years old. I still have that PowerWagon, and she's dead.

All women are like that. Once I explain how things work, and what needs done, and the expected outcomes. I get my way when doing projects around the house.