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Rusty 05-27-2020 10:53 AM

Zoren is becoming the :postwhore: when he doesn't have his one hand up someone's azz, and the other on his dong.

Ghostvette 05-27-2020 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937309)
Zoren is becoming the :postwhore: when he doesn't have his one hand up someone's azz, and the other on his dong.

I'm bringing duct tape... just in case Zoren shows up in MI. :ugh2:

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937309)
Zoren is becoming the :postwhore: when he doesn't have his one hand up someone's azz, and the other on his dong.

Me lord Im also good to type with my tongue!

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3937314)
I'm bringing duct tape... just in case Zoren shows up in MI. :ugh2:

Dude you only need a band aid as there is nothing much to duct behind in between my rear cheeks!!!

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3937314)
I'm bringing duct tape... just in case Zoren shows up in MI. :ugh2:

Btw Ghost you just have to be polite with me I would oblige. No need to duct tape me at the head of the bed!

You kinky Casper!

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 01:10 PM

peace and love dudes.

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3937314)
I'm bringing duct tape... just in case Zoren shows up in MI. :ugh2:

Well honestly ask Rusty Im significantly quiet in person. Im a man of short of words because I don’t speak any English bro!:tup:

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3937339)
peace and love dudes.

Yes EW pls teach Ghost some manners how to treat a ladyboy right!

He huynt my feelings!

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 01:16 PM

I swear to Jesus dont let anyone take out your Gallbladder!

Im almost done with my TMI and ready to back to work’:tup:

Where is the gud damn toilet flash handle in here!!!:shakes head:

-ZS-Carpenter 05-27-2020 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3937293)
Newer Nismo Recaro seats for sale in the for sale section. If you are looking for a set you better get on it. It is a good price.

If I hadn't just spent that much on a new lawn mower I'd be real tempted. Stupid grass :shakes head:

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madwi 05-27-2020 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937344)
I swear to Jesus dont let anyone take out your Gallbladder!

Im almost done with my TMI and ready to back to work’:tup:

Where is the gud damn toilet flash handle in here!!!:shakes head:

Stop eating greasy foods.

JARblue 05-27-2020 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937340)
Well honestly ask Rusty Im significantly quiet in person. Im a man of short of words because I don’t speak any English bro!:tup:

:iagree:

I ran away from Zoren the first time I met him because I thought he was trying to give me lice. But he was just offering me some rice he had in his pocket :tup:

Rusty 05-27-2020 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937338)
Btw Ghost you just have to be polite with me I would oblige. No need to duct tape me at the head of the bed!

You kinky Casper!

Duct tape your azz to a wall........upside down..........then use you for target practice with a pellet gun............ I know people would pay good money to shoot you. This would be our version of midget tossing.

-ZS-Carpenter 05-27-2020 02:52 PM

400~ yards to finish this big batch off in the AM.

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Rusty 05-27-2020 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937340)
Well honestly ask Rusty Im significantly quiet in person. I'm a short man of long words because I have to make everything up.:tup:

fify

Rusty 05-27-2020 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937344)
I swear to Jesus dont let anyone take out your Gallbladder!

Im almost done with my TMI and ready to back to work’:tup:

Where is the gud damn flesh light in here!!!:shakes head:

fify

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937360)
Duct tape your azz to a wall........upside down..........then use you for target practice with a pellet gun............ I know people would pay good money to shoot you. This would be our version of midget tossing.

I agree please take a group picture of everyone at MI meet.

So I can watch my back...As I would know who to watch out and possibly would stab me in the back!

I know kung flu shitz! Lol

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937364)
fify

Dude Flesh Light? My asz is not as white and hairy as yours dude. No use to light up the toilet.

Rusty 05-27-2020 03:16 PM

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Dude Flesh Light? My asz is not as white and hairy as yours dude. No use to light up the toilet.

Bet you got a couple of these.

BettyZ 05-27-2020 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3937361)
400~ yards to finish this big batch off in the AM.

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"I wish my azzhole was that wide." - EW.

madwi 05-27-2020 04:10 PM

https://i.imgur.com/KShPyYo.jpg

madwi 05-27-2020 04:12 PM

NY strip steaks, corn on the cobb and hasselback potatoes :yum:

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937371)
Bet you got a couple of these.

Honestly No! But I wouldn’t want some of those flesh light!:yum::yum:

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937342)
Yes EW pls teach Ghost some manners how to treat a ladyboy right!

He huynt my feelings!

:icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3937372)
"I wish my azzhole was that wide." - EW.

:icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3937376)
NY strip steaks, corn on the cobb and hasselback potatoes :yum:

:eek::eek:

redondoaveb 05-27-2020 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937371)
Bet you got a couple of these.

Yeah, but he sticks the handle up his azz while he fingers the other end. :icon14:

madwi 05-27-2020 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3937386)
:eek::eek:

It was amazing. :yum:

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 05:08 PM

I 'ont like it dude.

:ugh:

Zoren 370 05-27-2020 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3937388)
Yeah, but he sticks the handle up his azz while he fingers the other end. :icon14:

Redondo I thought I have wild fantasies but you....You need Jesus! :icon23:

jchammond 05-27-2020 06:56 PM

And tonight’s featured special “Destry Rides Again” :tup:

redondoaveb 05-27-2020 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3937399)
Redondo I thought I have wild fantasies but you....You need Jesus! :icon23:

You're right, he makes a great burrito. I think I'll go see him right now. :tup:

Spoiler 05-27-2020 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3937401)
And tonight’s featured special “Destry Rides Again” :tup:

Wow... 1939... Can’t say anyone knows about this movie.... Well, maybe Rusty could have seen it first run but I can’t think of anyone else... :eek:

jchammond 05-27-2020 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3937404)
Wow... 1939... Can’t say anyone knows about this movie.... Well, maybe Rusty could have seen it first run but I can’t think of anyone else... :eek:

Yeah, this is the older version...as Audie Murphy is in a redo of the exact same movie :ugh2:

eastwest2300 05-27-2020 07:32 PM

dudes.

jchammond 05-27-2020 07:33 PM

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dudes.

:rofl2:

Rusty 05-27-2020 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3937375)

Showed the wifey. Thought it was great. :rofl2:

Rusty 05-27-2020 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3937388)
Yeah, but he sticks the handle up his azz while he fingers the other end. :icon14:

In other words. He's broom sticking it. Pushes a broom handle up his azz. To push it out. So that he can do something with it. That's a severe case of limp kok

Rusty 05-27-2020 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3937404)
Wow... 1939... Can’t say anyone knows about this movie.... Well, maybe Rusty could have seen it first run but I can’t think of anyone else... :eek:

cough....cough......who's almost as old.......cough.......cough.........you're 2 days older than dirt........cough........

Spoiler 05-27-2020 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3937414)
cough....cough......who's almost as old.......cough.......cough.........you're 2 days older than dirt........cough........

You ought to take something for that cough...


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