So I know about "happy wife = happy life", but here's also another trick I learned early on:

Ask for forgiveness, not permission. But, be prepared to get an earful of nagging, maybe a few punches depending on the severity, and possibly no "fun time" for a few days, maybe a few weeks.

I've always wanted a Shiba Inu and for about 5 years, I kept asking and asking, but got the usual "after this or after that". One day, I found the perfect puppy and brought him home. I got in so much trouble with the wifey, but she couldn't resist the puppy. I still had to sleep on the couch, while he got to sleep on the bed. And now, I am in the market for a female Shiba Inu :ugh2:

No, he just has to be really careful. Last time, he got dust all over the house and got in trouble.

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, when will we ever learn? When the wifey says she wants X, Y, and Z, she really means she wants the whole alphabet. If she asks for an inch, be prepared to give her a foot. Okay, the last sentence totally doesn't sound right.

First wifey. I told myself that when I make top rate at the power plant. That I would get a new truck. She told me that I had to wait a year or two. So wifey wanted a new Grand Cherokee. We go shopping around and find what she wants. Sitting in the salesman's office. Doing the paperwork. I was looking at a sales brochure that had a PowerWagon on the front. They just finished up with her paperwork. She's ready to drive her new Jeep home. "I said not so fast. It's my turn. You got new Jeep. I get new truck". So I ordered my PowerWagon right then. Boy, was she pissed, but couldn't do a thing about it. She knew that I wasn't happy about her buying a new vehicle at that time. Her old Jeep was 4 years old. My old truck was 10 years old. I still have that PowerWagon, and she's dead.

All women are like that. Once I explain how things work, and what needs done, and the expected outcomes. I get my way when doing projects around the house.

You should have been around when I restored an old Ducati 851SP motorcycle. My garage is in the basement of my house. When I painted the bike parts. I had paint flumes through out the whole house. :rofl2: First wifey was high for a week. :rofl2:

It's a pretty technical area of law; the specific NAICS code is "pushing in the sh*t of anything that gets in my way."

Good morning JC

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you know the word "evacuate", right? :icon18:

Up before the chickens start crowing :ugh2:
Got my morning coffee & have treated the puss’s :tup:
Planning to pick up some synthetic underlayment for the roof & install it today :tup:
Then I’ll let it sit while I finish boarding everything else up & house wrap it :eek:
Little Feller was helpful yesterday working on some cyclone fencing & passing me things up on roof as needed, as I rigged up a rope to pull things up :icon14::ugh2:

My Dumbwaiter :ugh2:

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Good Hand Washing Tuesday Morning All. Texas starts to open back up on Friday slowly but surely. :happydance: Just hope that people use common sense when it does. :tup: Going to be another nice day here in Austin today with a high of 92* partly cloudy with a 10% chance of rain with a chance of severe storms tonight. :eek: Just a few things on the list for today so time to get rocking. Have a good one guys, stay Safe, stay Positive and Keep Washing those Hands. :tup:

Morning all! Have a good day. Looks like nice weather for a change (followed by rain for the next 3 days).

This is good for Leather

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You guys are too easy. AFter doing, doing, and doing while I get nothing for the special project I just flat out went on strike. I am still holding my picket sign. If the wifey wants something done she better factor in the labor side of it too. I am done with that crap. I have enough stuff to take care of.

Good morning everyone!:tiphat:

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havent tried that one before.

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How is it going today Mr Madwi?

raybans are meh.

i'm not gonna buy ferrari merch and not own a ferrari :tiphat:

morning :hello:

im really glad it does, i should take advantage of it, and post more.. thanks for motivating me..

speaking of motivation, shouldn't you be looking at dildos for yourself and zingston instead of worrying about me.:gtfo2:

sure you have....

bettyZ and zingston, you know our forum dude on dude couple, they're making me famous... :icon17:

Another day another headache lol.

:tup::tup:

:shakes head:

He wants to drive us all out of the thread. Then he can sit here alone and be like "where e'erbody at, duuuuudes?"

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Have some cars in the lot to work on?

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finally, you said something factual.. i didnt think you could do it, but you did! nice job..

:iagree:Same here brother!

Got a few out there today.Didn't do sh*t yesterday.Been in this business since 1975.It has always been either feast or famine.:shakes head:

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I'z up. :yawn:

Slept by a half hour. :icon14: Laying in bed, listening to the rain.

Some of you get up way to early for me. :icon14:

It's raining again. So what's new with that. :icon14:

Happy Tuesday everyone :hello:

Dumping all my Amazon Echo Dots in exchange for Google products today :tup:

Why do you think I got out of it. That and dealing with John Doe Public Azzhole. :mad: