Good thing you're not picking up tp, all the stores are out of it.

Do not water down the alcohol below 62 percent. Below that, it's useless.

Without getting shot.

Now you sound like a NPC. Let's protest. :shakes head:

Got 5 pallets of TP in this morning. Gone by 3. :shakes head: :wtf: They eating the chit. :yum:

Meanwhile me and the kids have been throwing wet Charmin bombs at each other....

Jk jk

Does anyone remember the Forever Roll Charmin advertised about a year ago? I ordered 3 cases (each case comes with 3 rolls and a stand) back in April, and stored them away in my closet, and out of sight = out of mind. I totally forgot about them and found them while putting in a new mini dresser

So, to prove that there is some hope left for this sad bunch we call humanity, my wife was running errands today and afterwards decided to also stock up on some more tp and other essentials since we all live in crazy town now and it’s a scarce commodity.

First three places were out of tp, so she went to dollar general, they had quite a bit, she was able to pick and choose our preferred brand, an old black dude was also shopping for tp as well, he apparently liked the same brand we do, there was 3 12 packs left, my wife got one, he got one, and then my wife asked if he wanted the last one and he said no, better to leave it for the next person, my wife agreed. Second later, a young black lady came down the aisle with three kids and asked if there was any tp left so my wife and nice stranger helped her get a couple packs in her cart, the one “premium” one they left and one regular one.

If only everyone could just buy a little extra at a time and not panic, there’d still be plenty of everything. :mad:

Meanwhile, same store, some Hispanic lady was in full on panic mode screaming in English and Spanish into her phone about how everyone is out of everything and cursing at her little 6 or 7 yo kid and calling him stupid bc she left him to hold her place in checkout line and he spilled the cart and was nervous.

That was a low point for my people today. :mad: (Well, half my people, I’m a mutt). :tup:

The takeaway is the story about my wife and the nice old black dude calmly buying supplies and leaving extra even though they didn’t need to as a courtesy for the next person. :tiphat:

Stressful times bring out the true nature of folks, don’t be a d1ck, it’s easier to be kind and that makes everything more bearable.

I'm so glad we bought the kirkland brand TP last month. Theres like a hundred (so it seems) rolls in the pack

My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise.

Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too.

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month? :rofl2:

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

Dude, you need to sh1t more. That’s worrisome. Either that or you’re not wiping your a$$ well. Also worrisome, not for me, but for everyone in your immediate vicinity.

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

Rusty calls that a garden hose.

Yep.......that and a sea sponge.