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Rusty 11-14-2019 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889392)
I've done both. The worst is actually smashing a finger with a staple hammer. It simultaneously staples your finger, the ram pulverizes it, plus you just hit your finger with a hammer.

I got tears in my eyes just reading this. Laughing so hard. Couldn't imagine how that felt.

JLarson 11-14-2019 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889411)
I got tears in my eyes just reading this. Laughing so hard. Couldn't imagine how that felt.

I'd be happy to demonstrate, so you have a frame of reference - just need you to put your hand on this wall for me!

:tiphat:

Seriously in the top 10 most painful injuries I've ever received.

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 01:10 PM

:ugh:

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 01:10 PM

gotta hang in there and be strong duude.

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 01:11 PM

Mr. Rusty is not strong enough.. :ugh:

JLarson 11-14-2019 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3889401)
Didnt know you were into that goth scene :rofl2:

Don't judge me, my ex's were into some kinky stuff!

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 01:11 PM

:icon17:

Spooler 11-14-2019 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889412)
I'd be happy to demonstrate, so you have a frame of reference - just need you to put your hand on this wall for me!

:tiphat:

Seriously in the top 10 most painful injuries I've ever received.

Have you ever blown out an ACL in your knee? Do that and tell me how it feels. LOL

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889425)
Have you ever blown out an ACL in your knee? Do that and tell me how it feels. LOL

painus or no?

:ugh2:

BettyZ 11-14-2019 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889416)
Don't judge me, my ex's were into some kinky stuff!

At least they didn't piece a different appendage. :wtf2:

BettyZ 11-14-2019 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889412)
I'd be happy to demonstrate, so you have a frame of reference - just need you to put your hand on this wall for me!

:tiphat:

Seriously in the top 10 most painful injuries I've ever received.

First road trip of summer 2015, arm on the windowsill for six hours no sunscreen. Subdermal sunburn, my upper arm was a different color for seven years...

Spoiler 11-14-2019 02:15 PM

Happy Birthday JC

JLarson 11-14-2019 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3889429)
At least they didn't piece a different appendage. :wtf2:

I didn't say that. I just didn't say it was done with an air nailer either!

JLarson 11-14-2019 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889425)
Have you ever blown out an ACL in your knee? Do that and tell me how it feels. LOL

I've heard ACL is pretty bad, and frankly I'd like to avoid that.

JLarson 11-14-2019 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3889430)
First road trip of summer 2015, arm on the windowsill for six hours no sunscreen. Subdermal sunburn, my upper arm was a different color for seven years...

Yeah but did you die?

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889436)
Yeah but did you die?

yes

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 02:26 PM

:ugh::ugh:

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 02:26 PM

:rock::rock::rock::rock:

Spooler 11-14-2019 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3889429)
At least they didn't piece a different appendage. :wtf2:

Did you mean pierce?????

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889440)
Did you mean pierce?????

yes.. unfortunately yes.:icon14:

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 02:40 PM

:icon17:

eastwest2300 11-14-2019 03:01 PM

where is everybody?

:ugh:

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889412)
I'd be happy to demonstrate, so you have a frame of reference - just need you to put your hand on this wall for me!

:tiphat:

Seriously in the top 10 most painful injuries I've ever received.

No thanks. I've hit my fingers before. But never stapled them tho. Have no intention to do that either.

Spooler 11-14-2019 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3889426)
painus or no?

:ugh2:

LOL, Oh yeah. Big time Painus....

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3889415)
Mr. Rusty is not strong enough.. :ugh:

Only if you knew. :shakes head: You have no idea.

Spooler 11-14-2019 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3889442)
yes.. unfortunately yes.:icon14:

That's a cake walk compared to blowing out your ACL.

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889416)
Don't judge me, my ex's were into some kinky stuff!

Hmmmmmm...............whips, chains, leather, gimp suit. BDSM.

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889425)
Have you ever blown out an ACL in your knee? Do that and tell me how it feels. LOL

Like ripping the muscle off the bone. :shakes head:

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889434)
I didn't say that. I just didn't say it was done with an air nailer either!

It would have been quicker. Squeeze trigger and you're done. Nail through the head of Mr Johnson. :tup:

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889436)
Yeah but did you die?

Died 3 times and kept coming back. :shakes head:

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3889446)
where is everybody?

:ugh:

You spoke too soon.

Spooler 11-14-2019 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889458)
Died 3 times and kept coming back. :shakes head:

From the bullet holes in your back?

Spooler 11-14-2019 03:50 PM

Dang Chili is giving me painus in the nose. Ugg, Whewwwwww

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:54 PM

Come home from work. Have leaves everywhere. So I get the leave blower/vac out. And blow all the leaves into a nice big pile. Switch the blower/vac over to vac, and start to vac up the leaves. About half way through. I heard a thump in the vac and thought nothing of it. THEN the smell hit me. I had just sucked up fresh dog chit. :eek: :shakes head: After I got done with vacuuming the rest of the leaves and emptying the bag. I had to rinse out the blower/vac. :shakes head:

Rusty 11-14-2019 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889461)
From the bullet holes in your back?

I only got one bullet hole in my back. 9mm fired from about 4 ft away. :shakes head:

Spooler 11-14-2019 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889463)
Come home from work. Have leaves everywhere. So I get the leave blower/vac out. And blow all the leaves into a nice big pile. Switch the blower/vac over to vac, and start to vac up the leaves. About half way through. I heard a thump in the vac and thought nothing of it. THEN the smell hit me. I had just sucked up fresh dog chit. :eek: :shakes head: After I got done with vacuuming the rest of the leaves and emptying the bag. I had to rinse out the blower/vac. :shakes head:

Land Mine patrol....

JLarson 11-14-2019 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3889454)
Hmmmmmm...............whips, chains, leather, gimp suit. BDSM.

The Polish dancer... she insisted the safety word was Chrasbascz :( and I assure you pronunciation is nothing like the spelling.

Rusty 11-14-2019 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3889467)
Land Mine patrol....

Doggy land mines. :icon14:

BettyZ 11-14-2019 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889436)
Yeah but did you die?

On that trip? Twice. And BCBS was a real bitch about the second time too.

Rusty 11-14-2019 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3889470)
The Polish dancer... she insisted the safety word was Chrasbascz :( and I assure you pronunciation is nothing like the spelling.

Thought the word might have been "Deeper" or "Harder". :icon14:


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