No sex involved; but it had something to do with a block,stroke & a head :driving:

im tired duudes.

:wtf2:

:hello: Good morning
Had a car dream myself last night, was tearing it up in my old Triumph gt6 +
Not my actual car

See.... I KNEW the old EW was still around..... :bowrofl::bowrofl:

Happy New Year to all my forum friends :tup::tup::tup:


If this is supposed to be the Roaring 20s, where's my Chicago typewriter?:confused:

As Old Guy just sent me a text to inquire about my health status, I guess I can share this with all of you as well....

It has been 30 full days as of today since my radiation treatments ended and I am making really good progress. Here’s where I’m at now...

I can now swallow about any kind of food again with minimal discomfort. My taste bud sensation is just beginning to return and I can taste salt now. Nothing else, but the flavor of salt as of a week ago. It's a start, but it’s a good start as I have a lot of bacon to catch up on. :yum:

I still have to see a physical therapist as my mouth still doesn't open fully yet.

I also have to see a speech therapist as I still have a slight lisp when I speak. Mainly due to a still swollen tongue which is rapidly improving.

Caffeine or alcohol products are not allowed yet as they tend to dry you out and I’m not supposed to be getting dehydrated.. Additionally, I have not tried eating any “kitty cat” yet, but I guess I will probably be indulging in that soon as well.... I keep telling Mrs. Spoiler, “baby steps, baby steps...” :icon14:

Additionally there is a high powered flouride treatment that I have to do every day due to the radiation permanently damaging my salivary glands and the root system of my teeth. I see a Dental Oncologist still for this. I am told that this will have to continue for the rest of my life.

Least of all of my problems, is that my mustache has not began to grow back yet and my hair is still missing in a big jagged patch on the back of my head. I look like I got into a fight with a drunken Mexican with a big friggin can opener and I lost. :shakes head: (No offense if you happen to be a drunken Mexican with a big friggin can opener...)

And of course most importantly, I have to be fully scanned (CT, PET, Barium swallow analysis and filming) during the latter part of February to see if the radiation treatments took care of the tumor that was on the base of tongue, or if more has to be done. Certainly I am hoping for favorable results back from this testing.

And thats where I’m at in this process.

-Spoiler

Now back to your regular programming...

My cousin had one back in the 70's. :driving: Neat little car. :tup:

Wonder how many know what a Chicago Typewriter is. :rofl2:

It's either a Thompson submachine gun or something incredibly perverted. Knowing you, I can guess which one it is...

I'll help; a Chicago Typewriter is a Thompson sub gun.... :tup::tup:

We just have to get that pesky NFA repealed..... :icon17:

Congratulations. I can picture some pigs running for their lives.

Apply the herpes cream

Spoiler, that's good news. The wifey been beating on my ears to ask how you are doing.

A buddy has one. Those things are heavy. He even has the cello case for it. :rofl2:

:iagree:

:icon17:

I have my moments.. I think thats what you itches want.. the p1ssed off EW..

:shakes head:

:iagree:

:driving:

:tiphat:

:) :)

:owned:

Hope everyone had a safe and happy new year! Going to San Diego on NYE and the car going in limp mode with a P1606 on a fairly busy 2 lane country road with no street lights, no shoulders, was no fun.

:shakes head:. Not fun at all.

I think I found EWs problem :rofl2:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...in_in_the_***/

:iagree:

:driving:

:tiphat:

:owned:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

ohhh hell, that had to hurt.. :ugh:

That stupid azzhole deserves all that pain.:shakes head: Bet he won't do that again. :rofl2:

thats not very nice duude... be better duude.. its 2020.. remember..peace... love. Build people up, don't tear them down duude.:iagree:

you're welcome.

Darwinism at work. Weeding out the gene pool. The human race already has enough azzholes in the gene pool as is.

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

words of encouragement helps those types of people... :iagree::iagree:

Yea, like........hold my beer and watch this! Or.....your best buddy sitting beside you in a jail cell saying.....that was fun, lets do it when we get out. Those are some words of encouragement. :rofl2:

:iagree:

Put the OSHA :nutswinger: on hold for a couple min Rusty. We need to build up an encourage these fine examples of entertainment for generations to come :bowrofl:

Gonna roll to the store & pick up a couple things that the “RAIN” won’t hurt :ugh2:
Got some now...but hasn’t been terrible; a lot more supposed to be here by the weekend :owned:

2 hour drive to the beach after work tomorrow, buddies rented out a beach house. May the New Years celebrations continue...

:icon14:

you can do better duude.

:werd:

Browareness

:tiphat:

This is the sign I keep on my desk.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/48...0cf8ca1f0d.png

No new tools past 2-weeks :ugh2:
Could I be over my addiction :excited: