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Zingston 06-28-2019 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3863937)
After years of obesity, rising blood pressure, and being at high risk for a stroke and heart attack, I guess you could say that the tapeworm actually saved my life!
-Clyde, age 42, tapeworm success story. Documented evidence presented by the Foundation for Alternate Weight Loss.
Solid idea!

Also, we could quite possibly get the Fast Food Industry on our side by proving that there's absolutely no weight gain or negative health consequences associated with a high fat, high calorie, high stupid, high carb and/or high sodium diet as long as eaten in conjunction with the TWD3000, or TapeWorm Diet 3000!

Imagine: "Hi, I'm Bill, I ate Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese and Bacon with large fries and bottomless Pepsi drink twice a day for a month and actually lost weight. Thanks TWD3000!!!" As he shows you he's basically swimming in his former size 52 waist jeans.

****This diet is so right for today's America!*****

Falconquey 06-28-2019 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3863940)
Solid idea!

Also, we could quite possibly get the Fast Food Industry on our side by proving that there's absolutely no weight gain or negative health consequences associated with a high fat, high calorie, high stupid, high carb and/or high sodium diet as long as eaten in conjunction with the TWD3000, or TapeWorm Diet 3000!

Imagine: "Hi, I'm Bill, I ate Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese and Bacon with large fries and bottomless Pepsi drink twice a day for a month and actually lost weight. Thanks TWD3000!!!" As he shows you he's basically swimming in his former size 52 waist jeans.

****This diet is so right for today's America!*****


This is so ridiculous, but just might work! I want in!! Where do I sign?

-ZS-Carpenter 06-28-2019 01:06 PM
Hello Ohio

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BettyZ 06-28-2019 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Falconquey (Post 3863942)
This is so ridiculous, but just might work! I want in!! Where do I sign?
I'll start on the LLC paperwork. We need a catchy corporate name tho.

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JLarson 06-28-2019 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3863957)
I'll start on the LLC paperwork. We need a catchy corporate name tho.

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General Obesity Treatments - Working on Rewiring Me Swiftly (GOT WORMS)

Rusty 06-28-2019 02:18 PM
EW can be the poster boy. Think his skinny azz already has them. He chits like he has them.

sx moneypit 06-28-2019 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3863969)
EW can be the poster boy. Think his skinny azz already has them. He chits like he has them.
:rofl2:

Spoiler 06-28-2019 04:51 PM
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Had to get in the water to install my flag on the boat for the upcoming 4th of July festivities...

Here’s my boat from a few years back.

Spoiler 06-28-2019 04:53 PM
Pray for no lightening bolts... :ugh2:

-ZS-Carpenter 06-28-2019 04:58 PM
Well..... detouring around more stopped traffic. Getting close to PA though

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redondoaveb 06-28-2019 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3863995)
Had to get in the water to install my flag on the boat for the upcoming 4th of July festivities...

Here’s my boat from a few years back.
Party boat

-ZS-Carpenter 06-28-2019 05:17 PM
WV hour out

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jchammond 06-28-2019 07:20 PM
Watching an old “Randolph Scott” movie & chillin on the couch :ugh2:

jchammond 06-28-2019 07:22 PM
Plan to be scrubbing on the house tomorrow morning & hope to get finished with that...then look over my “To-Do” list :wtf2:

Spoiler 06-28-2019 08:31 PM
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Just got back from a 3 hr cruise

Here’s what the flag looks like from the boat


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